They stole my hearing aids

[lonesomebob]

First my ink cartrages, they brought those back, then my gold masonic ring, still out , then my hearing aids, thats about enough!!! How do I convince them to come back getting pissed. Bob

 

[BuffaloBob]

I hear you. Someone stole my jig saw so had to buy a new one. Then...then the no-good-niks brought the stolen one back and hid it on top of a heating duct in the basement. Right where it was stolen last year. If I ever catch them...!
BB

 

[Rebel - KGC]

HA! Wife & I have these "playful little buggers" (aka POLTERGIESTS - German); spirits with "minds" of six year old. They'll hide stuff, poke you with a "finger"... as if playing "tag, yer it". Got to "take a stand", and treat 'em like HUMAN six year old kids; "Listen up! Will NO longer tolerate this "playing around"; I will ZAP you with the TV Remote !" (Small elecrical charge... "spray" it around the room(s) for emphasis); this works for wife & I, although I leave Abby alone, as SHE knows better than "mess with me". An "uneasy" truce is better than "living in fear" & annoyance. Coffee?

 

[Gaijun1]

One Day They Will Make Them With The Clapper

 

[Rebel - KGC]

 

[lamar]

I hear you. Someone stole my jig saw so had to buy a new one. Then...then the no-good-niks brought the stolen one back and hid it on top of a heating duct in the basement. Right where it was stolen last year. If I ever catch them...!
BB

Dear BuffaloBob;
You may hear him, but it's highly doubtful that he hears YOU!
Your friend;
LAMAR

 

[lonesomebob]

I read him loud and clear......................lip read. hehehe Bob

 

[Rebel - KGC]

So do I, Bro Bob... so do I.

 

[gord]

One Day They Will Make Them With The Clapper

But when you're not wearing them, you can't hear them!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

HA! There are OTHER ways of "sensing"... coffee?

 

[lonesomebob]

I have checked out every flat surface, then the vertical ones, over everything ,under everything ,accused the cats, tried dowsing rods, map dowsing, and a metal detector. Where do i go from here. ??Bob

 

[gord]

If the cats blamed it on the dog, you know they're lying!

 

[lonesomebob]

no dog,just five cats. I lined them all up and explained what would happen if I found one of the aids in a cat box, wonder how the guarantee would work .

 

[BuffaloBob]

no dog,just five cats. I lined them all up and explained what would happen if I found one of the aids in a cat box, wonder how the guarantee would work .

My son-in-law rescued a grown Lab who he discovered like to eat paper. Especially napkins, tissues etc. After the dog ate $200 from his wallet he also had thoughts about "recovery". Too bad he didn't eat quarters or dimes.
BB

 

[Gaijun1]

One Day They Will Make Them With The Clapper

But when you're not wearing them, you can't hear them!
[/quote I Was Just Funnin Ya I Dont Know What Id Do Without Mine

 

[lonesomebob]

Looked under the bed, no suprises or books. Really people ,I am asking for help here, any good ideas. Bob

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Yer looking for yer Masonic Ring? You have yer Past Master's Ring... looking for yer "regular" Blue Lodge ring? I DO know that Gnomes love gold, and little buggers will usually "shore up" gold in a cache down in the basement, where it is dark, damp, & SCARY!

 

[lonesomebob]

The insurance bought one hearing aid for me.But the ring is still out there somewheremaybe when they tear this house down ,someone will find it.... Bob

 

[manorman]

its under some sort of fumiture, i think desser in your bedroom.
Mike

 

[JUDDZILLA]

How is your eyesight? If it is not very good maybe the battery died and its still in your ear and just think its gone because its not working. JOKING! just sounded funny to me when I thought of it. I hope you find it. Good luck!