Lawn Darts.
Cars without seat belts.
Leaded Gasoline
Ladders without warning Labels
(
Warning do not Climb on this)
Parks that are Realy Public.
Real food with plenty of Trans & Saturated Fats.
Hamburgers Dripping Grease.
Cigarettes without warning Lables.
Airports without security
Police who say "Just don't do it
in front of me"
free water without additives
police with a sense of humor
Community Landfills you can go
Scrounge through for Keepers
Public officials you can
Nail in the back of the head with a Snow Ball.
Meats without safe Handling instructions.
Anything without warnings.
Being able to yell "HI ! to Jack" ,
Or "Bomb ? What Bomb

"
when your plane is just lifting
off the ground. and expecting a good belly laugh
from all the passengers.
Being able to buy guns
without giving your Lifes History.
Drivers Licenses without Photos.
& #1
Talking to somone
who dosn't Answer their phone,
Read a Text or Send a Text in the middle
of your Conversation