Things That You Do NOT Want To Hear.....

[AU24K]

"You ain't from around here, is ya, boy?"

"Oh, your motor is fine. But your transmission is shot."



Any others?

Best,

Scott

 

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[DeepseekerADS]

You sure do have purty lips....

 

[GMD52]

" You want this when?"

 

[kieser sousa/rip]

Your caaaaaas on fire ! Your caaaaaaaas on fire !!! ( Said to me by a large southern lady as I pulled into a parking lot one day)
"Licence and registration please" ( Said to me more times than I can remember )
Are you going to eat that ? {Said to me by a large Black man when I woke up in county jail after a long night on the town)

 

[DiggItUp]

Your caaaaaas on fire ! Your caaaaaaaas on fire !!! ( Said to me by a large southern lady as I pulled into a parking lot one day)
"Licence and registration please" ( Said to me more times than I can remember )
Are you going to eat that ? {Said to me by a large Black man when I woke up in county jail after a long night on the town)

Wtf was that last one?

 

[bevo]

My girlfriends Dr.Brother to her "The problem is your is all up".

 

[AU24K]

Your caaaaaas on fire ! Your caaaaaaaas on fire !!! ( Said to me by a large southern lady as I pulled into a parking lot one day)
"Licence and registration please" ( Said to me more times than I can remember )
Are you going to eat that ? {Said to me by a large Black man when I woke up in county jail after a long night on the town)

NOT SAFE LANGUAGE!


(I was there, too...)


Best,

Scott​

 

[GMD52]

"Will the defendant please rise"

 

[bevo]

we can still be fiends

 

[RJGMC]

Scott,

This does not look like homework.

RJGMC
HI BOB!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Scott,

This does not look like homework.

RJGMC
HI BOB!

WEIRD! VERY Weird, INDEED!

 

[Peyton Manning]

hey Reb, how ya been?

 

[AU24K]

Scott,

This does not look like homework.

RJGMC
HI BOB!

Dang!

BUSTED!

OK, Dad, back to studyin'.....

Best,

Scott

 

[onfire]

being mugged.... Thank you sir can I have another.

 

[AC1955]

"You ARE the father".

 

[onfire]

Is that a cocktail wiener in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Rebel - KGC]

hey Reb, how ya been?

LOL!

 

[GMD52]

" Come here much?

 

[onfire]

quit that you'll go blind

 

[GMD52]

" You should have been here yesterday"