Todays thought

[Cynangyl]

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

 

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[sniffer]

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if you can't make the decision, get off the fence and let someone else try

 

[greydigger]

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The secret of gun control is practice.

 

[Cynangyl]

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Control your kids, not our guns

 

[DD-777]

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BONZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ray S S]

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The teacher asked the class if anyone could make up a sentense using the words; deduct, defense, detail, and defeat?

Little johnny said, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail"

 

[greydigger]

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Duh

 

[mastereagle22]

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Today will only be as bad as you let it be....

 

[DD-777]

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It is sometimes better to travel hopefully than to arrive...

 

[Cynangyl]

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A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing

 

[DD-777]

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A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing

 

[PBK]

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If a dog is in the barnyard, killing your chickens, now is not the time to worry about who owns him.

 

[gnewt]

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People are not the same, I gave Cynangyl a cute kitten and she gave me a big hug.
I gave TT the bird and I think she broke my Index finger. Goes to show you, some folks don't like my salute. Gnewt

 

[SandFiddler]

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Our money is not worth much anymore but
a dime makes a good screwdriver.

 

[SandFiddler]

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Vodka and orange juice also make a good Screwdriver.

I like your version better
Lets drink to that.

 

[SandFiddler]

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CHEERS!!!!

Thanks.

 

[mastereagle22]

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Photoshop maybe??

 

[Ray S S]

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Higher up on this thread, Cynangyl mentioned eating a peach. The reply said it would be better Cobbled. Funny thing about
that word has double meanings. A peach when cobbled is made better. Abuilding or something somebody wants to fix is made worse if it is cobbled.

 

[rmptr]

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LoL!

Thanks for enlightening us, Hiram!

Best,
rmptr

 

[gnewt]

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Why is the expression organic gardening used to cover up the thought of putting cow s**t on it and bragging about it being healthy? What is fertilizer created from?

How do you get organic milk out of a nasty teat. The lady at the store laughed at me when I ask her and I was a serious old dude.

Most pesticides have the chemicals that daisys have, every one has a choice bugs or daisys. I just never had the same type appetite as that human condor, Andrew Zimmer on Travel Channel. I can never get him off the screen without puking.

Mixing drinks are too much trouble, how about some branch water with a dead frog up stream. Oh thats Zimmers drink, not mine. Make mine spring water in a tall glass,
with a shot of that popskull. Thank you, HD, not HH right now.

HD has a double meaning, Heavy Drinking followed by Happy Drinking.