Todays thought

[Kentucky Kache]

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You've heard the expression: "Reach for the stars." Well, if you have arms that long, wouldn't you be kinda creepy looking?

You would never need to ask anyone to scratch your back.

 

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[gnewt]

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Don't make jokes about my long arms, my knuckles don't drag the floor when I make a fist.
OK, TT is my favorite wit, I am not as funny. Is that why people started calling me a half wit?
Yesterday was a cancelled check, Tomorrow is a promisary note, Today is a sack of pop tops and 38cents in clad.
Anyone who makes fun of me gets four inbred ugly cats shipped to them by FedUPs collect.
Tell all the homeless you see to take that refrigerator carton to the woods and call it camping, then they won't have to be embarrassed and call it fun. Gnewt

 

[greydigger]

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a penny saved is a penny earned,
but a penny found ain't much for all that work (unless it's old).

 

[DD-777]

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Kindergarten at 7:30?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Cynangyl]

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All it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to stand idle.

 

[PBK]

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"Everyone, in some small, sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts." — Leo Rosten

 

[Cynangyl]

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"Everyone, in some small, sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts." — Leo Rosten

ROFL now I gotta clean the off my laptop!! Soooooo true!!

 

[mastereagle22]

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Does any of this really, really matter?

 

[gnewt]

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Some people use the term "hot water heater", can you do that?

 

[Cynangyl]

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

 

[Old Dog]

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

When they said "live the dream"
I am pretty sure this wasn't what they meant.

Thanks Cyndi.
I am starting to resemble that.

 

[mastereagle22]

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When in doubt empty the magazine.

 

[aa battery]

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Does any of this really, really matter?

if you think you thought think again

 

[Cynangyl]

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

When they said "live the dream"
I am pretty sure this wasn't what they meant.

Thanks Cyndi.
I am starting to resemble that.

yeah, me too! lol

 

[aa battery]

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You know you're old when somebody says "I hate SPAM" and you immediately think of pig parts in a blue can.

ditto

 

[Mental Granny]

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LOL!

 

[truckinbutch]

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When in doubt empty the magazine.

Minus the one you save for yourself unless you have another magazine.

 

[NEAL]

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If a mime falls in the woods..................?

 

[mastereagle22]

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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

 

[Mental Granny]

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When doing a job interview for someone wanting a job if they ask "Do you press charges" ask them why they need to know that