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While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'


(I want this line used at my funeral!)
 

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
 

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If I walk backwards long enough will I end up in Yesterday? :icon_scratch: ??? ::)
 

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No matter which direction you go or
how far you ride,
that's where you are at.
 

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Keep the boots on and roll up the pant legs!
 

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I am pleased that I am doing better than yesterday and worse than tomorrow.
 

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Old Dog said:
The secret to happiness is a Good Sense of Humor and a Bad Memory.
"Whupped them again,didn't we,Josey!" ;D
 

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Old Dog said:
truckinbutch said:
Old Dog said:
The secret to happiness is a Good Sense of Humor and a Bad Memory.
"Whupped them again,didn't we,Josey!" ;D

One of my favorite movies of all time!

"Now spit."

Thom
Paatoo! Picture dog gettin pssd.
 

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That was when the comancheros got shot to bits.
The dog didn't want no truck with the Josey.

LMAO.
Thanks Jim,
That's a good memory.

Thom
 

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"A man's got to know his limitations."
 

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Old Dog said:
That was when the comancheros got shot to bits.
The dog didn't want no truck with the Josey.

LMAO.
Thanks Jim,
That's a good memory.

Thom
Let's all give a big :thumbsup:for Cheif Dan George.Dementia was working him hard.Friendly folks helped him finish one more fine movie as a hero.
 

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"They took my horse...
Made him surrender."

Chief Dan George did an admirable job in this one.
I agree.
With a little help from his friends.

But that's what friends are for :thumbsup:
 

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"Yes Madam tonight I am drunk. But tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be ugly".
Sir Winston Churchill
 

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even when someone lays you out with one punch, you'll still be able to reach higher
 

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In the grand scheme of things, few are grand but many are scheming.
 

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You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking. --- House
 

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When life gets too miserable to stand.....kneel!
 

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