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Do I have enough ammo?
 

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In what kind of crazy mixed up world does 2+2 = 7?
 

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I've learned that getting fired can be the best thingthat can happen to you.
 

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According to a recent survey, over 10% of Americans have picked someone else's nose.

Obviously, there's too much yardage between their goal posts ::)
 

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HOBBS : "What do you think is the secret to happiness? Is it money, power or fame?"
CALVIN : "I'd choose money. If you have enough money, you can buy fame and power. That way you'll have it all and be really happy. Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess."
 

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“The best wealth is knowledge—it cannot be stolen, it is priceless and imperishable.”
 

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Where does your lap go when you stand up??? ???
 

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I always thought hedge funds were stupid, who in their right mind would put money into shrubbery?
 

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Children don't see a world with just seven wonders.
They see seven million ...
 

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I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the happiness of his wife and the respect given him by his children.
 

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Amen on that one Mental Granny! You hit the nail on the head with that one.

Steve ;D
 

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mental granny said:
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the happiness of his wife and the respect given him by his children.

Does that count for ex-wives? :o

DANGLANGLEY
 

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DANGLANGLEY said:
mental granny said:
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the happiness of his wife and the respect given him by his children.

Does that count for ex-wives? :o

DANGLANGLEY

GOSH,
I hope not!
 

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"Ex wives are like used cars, fond memories but there are newer ones".


(waiting to get flamed for that)

( and I can't afford the newest models )
 

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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
 

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I've learned no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides.
 

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Why is it that when ever you go on a fishing trip and you go to the bait shop the guy at the counter always says you should have been here yesterday!
 

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