Tomato plants

"It's naturally sweet taste reminds me of wild hickory nuts."
 

I grew this variety and NOT ONE SINGLE tomato :( They just got all balled up and sticky Soooo disappointed
 

The plants look like marijuana plants. Off to jail you will go.
Honestly Samuel? Its California. No-one cares about this tomato variety. Just don't grow too many Poppies
 

Honestly Samuel? Its California. No-one cares about this tomato variety. Just don't grow too many Poppies

Wanna bet..? Deer and bears mow 'em down in my neighborhood.
If any neighbor kids see 'em, they'll be gone before yer maters ripen up.. Nuthin' left but some smoke.
 

Wanna bet..? Deer and bears mow 'em down in my neighborhood.
If any neighbor kids see 'em, they'll be gone before yer maters ripen up.. Nuthin' left but some smoke.
I agree on both. But I believe his comment was a bout going to jail for four of these mater plants
 

I just showed this picture to my friend Bud, and says them aren't maters a tall
 

Are you sure thats a tomato?
 

C'mon guys! Some of you didn't catch the joke.... and some of you didn't pass biology! HA ha ha ha ha ha !! ╦╦Ç
 

C'mon guys! Some of you didn't catch the joke.... and some of you didn't pass biology! HA ha ha ha ha ha !! ╦╦Ç

Maybe so.
But some can pass a drug test...Grams per oz. ,oz's per kilo ect... Myself excluded on all tests and counts , of course.
 



After returning home from the U.S. Army in 1978, my second (this one was a POS) stepdad asked if he could plant some tomato seeds in my' garden the next day while I was at work. Well, I did not fall off the turnip that day and knew something was up because everyone knows that tomato plants are normally started in a tomato bed. Forward in time almost two weeks and low and behold the plants started coming up, then about two weeks later they were close to 4 inches tall and you could tell that they were not tomato plants. Well, I pulled every one of them up and gave them to my brother-in-law who then turned them over to the Gatlinburg Police Department to have them analyzed. Sure enough, they were Pot plants. My Mom divorced the POS a few months later when she caught him cheating on her but I did not tell her what he did until many years later because I knew that it would have upset her very badly.


Frank
 

After returning home from the U.S. Army in 1978, my second (this one was a POS) stepdad asked if he could plant some tomato seeds in my' garden the next day while I was at work. Well, I did not fall off the turnip that day and knew something was up because everyone knows that tomato plants are normally started in a tomato bed. Forward in time almost two weeks and low and behold the plants started coming up, then about two weeks later they were close to 4 inches tall and you could tell that they were not tomato plants. Well, I pulled every one of them up and gave them to my brother-in-law who then turned them over to the Gatlinburg Police Department to have them analyzed. Sure enough, they were Pot plants. My Mom divorced the POS a few months later when she caught him cheating on her but I did not tell her what he did until many years later because I knew that it would have upset her very badly.


Frank
The older residents of my squad area were reporting the local kids were watching them from the alley. They were afraid they were going to get robbed. No, I told them. Just pull the "weed(s)" up that grow up under the hedges. They did and the kids went away. ╦╦Ç
 

I grew this variety and NOT ONE SINGLE tomato :( They just got all balled up and sticky Soooo disappointed

can still be used in a salad though. ;)
 

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