After returning home from the U.S. Army in 1978, my second (this one was a POS) stepdad asked if he could plant some tomato seeds in my' garden the next day while I was at work. Well, I did not fall off the turnip that day and knew something was up because everyone knows that tomato plants are normally started in a tomato bed. Forward in time almost two weeks and low and behold the plants started coming up, then about two weeks later they were close to 4 inches tall and you could tell that they were not tomato plants. Well, I pulled every one of them up and gave them to my brother-in-law who then turned them over to the Gatlinburg Police Department to have them analyzed. Sure enough, they were Pot plants. My Mom divorced the POS a few months later when she caught him cheating on her but I did not tell her what he did until many years later because I knew that it would have upset her very badly.
Frank