Very Strange Dating Website Tale, Still Shaking My Head!

[Mighty AP]

LOL!!! As I was reading this I was thinking "Whens the wedding Gopher??"
Hey people screw up & people change........dont let her past prevent you from a relationship Gopher. If you are attracted to her, if you like her personality, give it a chance...........she just might be the one who blows your mind & completes you!

 

[Mighty AP]

..............then again, she may be the one who breaks you into little pieces, her kids may steal everything of value from you, her ex-husband & his cell mate may escape & come lookin for you. On second thought........be very careful with this one Gopher. VERY Careful!

Just kiddin........... Follow your heart!

Should I bring Jello or a casserole? Do you two need a toaster or a blender? I just love a wedding........oh god I think Im gonna cry!!

 

[spartacus53]

This gal has been involved in just about every bad thing you could imagine. Drugs, jail, DUI's, ex-hubby in prison, kids on probation with more pending charges...

Don't even joke, she is a gold mine... I'd clean her up a bit and get her booked on Jerry Springer, then Oprah. I smell money to be made.. I hear the buffets on those talk shows are to die for

 

[Mighty AP]

I hear the buffets on those talk shows are to die for

.........Shrimp the size of your fist, buckets of em!!!

 

[spartacus53]

.........Shrimp the size of your fist, buckets of em!!!

In the words of the great Homer Simpson Mmmmmmmm Shrimp uummm

 

[Mighty AP]

Hey Gopher, I dug up my old wood burning set & spent the afternoon in the garage..........I made you a wedding present!!! Most of you know me as a great philosopher.........a thinking man, so Ive immortalized my thoughts & words in wood! I sure hope you like it & recommend you hang it in the garage or in a very dark closet.


God I hope my girlfriend doesnt see this............

 

[truckinbutch]

There went the 4th keyboard cover for this week ! You and Spart should find a life so I don't have to do so much housekeeping ................... NOT!

 

[GopherDaGold]

If you are attracted to her, if you like her personality, give it a chance...

I'm not and I don't.
I just got an email from a lady who bought rapper Nelly's producers old house. She has an indoor heated pool with a bar and invited me over. I think I will take that offer instead.

 

[Mighty AP]

..........no wedding??
Damnit. I just bought a killer pair of shoes for the shin-dig.............what now??

 

[dpitt8]

just proves how small the world truely is sometimes.

 

[spartacus53]

just proves how small the world truely is sometimes.

The world may be small, but I would hate to have to paint it