holy cow (bear)
Guy goes to his dentist and says doc,I got no time for numbing it up,just pull this tooth,it hurts! Doc says,It,ll hurt! Guy says that,s OK,I,ve suffered the worst and 2nd worst pain a man can have so yank away.Doc extracts tooth and while cleaning up wonders about those pains and asks the guy. Guy says I was moose hunting up in Alaska and had to go right now,so stepped off the trail and dropped my drawers then squatted right into a No. 5 Newhouse bear trap with my danglers,that was the 2nd worse pain I,ve ever experienced.Doc says,2nd worse? What could hurt worse than that? Guy says,when I hit the end of the chain!So what's the story?
It was my great grandfather’s … he used to travel around stopping by random camps and helping them harvest…during spring (Canada Geese, Ducks ) & Fall (Moose , Beaver,Snow geese )during one of journeys this was given to him as a gift..So what's the story?