Was it bigfoot? or aliens?

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

Camping once, I had this little chipmunk climbing up my pants leg all afternoon...he was a real candy freak. I had a bag of those tiny Reese Cups and at one time he had three of them stashed in his jaws. Later I learned that he could get five unshucked salted peanut shells in his little mouth. Got pictures of that somewhere. Little fellow came back every day after that.

Is that a 'little chipmunk' in your pants or are you just happy ...

... never mind

 

[JunkShopFiddler]

I saw this! It' a Domino's Pizza being delivered by drone.

 

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...deep dish

 

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

I do believe the possibilities of out of this world beings are real. I don't think they come to visit us though!

They would first have to get past that speed of light thingie. Great if they were friendly

 

[jeff of pa]

They would first have to get past that speed of light thingie. Great if they were friendly

and after that they would have to automatically Speak english without ever hearing it before,
have equipment that is compatible to ours,
unless of course they have been listening to us via radio waves.
and be just about nuke proof.

or the size of western America to get their point across
that they are here and we are just going to have to be patient
and live with that fact.

Because if they haven't been here secretly already from day one of the arms races,

they will probably be shot out of the sky, or at the very least dogged by fighter jets
insisting they respond & not land without permission or be shot down.

that is protocol right ?

then again the whole worldwide military force, may be having a problem
keeping clean pants & underwear on for the event.

let alone have strength in their legs
and brains that function normally.
allot of jaws will be open, and alot of people will be on their knees crying I believe

 

[Limitool]

Sooo....Your the one that got the lunch with the laxative?

I don't feel good...

 

[Boatlode]

 

[jeff of pa]

yes! But..didn't they build the pyramids and give us all of our technology? lol Oh... And they gave us the lizard people! can't forget the lizard people!

well I can believe aliens used cranes to build the pyramids,
before I would believe enough slaves could be had, in order to
build them. or that they used hocus pocus and made the blocks carve themselves
and float into place
only other option besides aliens would be a long lost civilization of giants with giant cranes or
giants so big the pyramid blocks were a childs toys



anyone check for a forgotten price tag or Made in Japan on the pyramid ?

 

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

Take me to your leader.

 

[RustyGold]

The Aliens didn't eat the lunch!
Aliens eat "river monsters" like sardines!
When they're done they call their dogs, Hell Hounds
and their tiny pet monkey, Bigfoot and fly home after the picknic!

 

[Limitool]

Maybe it was something you ate?

Yea... I'm done eating stolen lunches.

 

[bigscoop]

The Aliens didn't eat the lunch!
Aliens eat "river monsters" like sardines!
When they're done they call their dogs, Hell Hounds
and their tiny pet monkey, Bigfoot and fly home after the picknic!

We do not! Ooops.......never mind.

 

[bigfoot1]

leave us out of this.We,the proud yeti people hide for a reason...if it wasnt for stealing your laptops we would avoid you all entirely.

aliens are rude tho.
cheers

 

[Limitool]

If you stole my laptop, you would be disappointed and probably bring it back! Oh..If the yeti took a bath we wouldn't even know they exist!

CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!! (Nitric & bigfoot1) stop it... NOW!!!. Nitric, apologize to bigfoot1 about the bath comment and bigfoot1 bring back the laptop. Damn kids. And Nitric don't make me come to Georgia because it isn't that far away from me.

 

[Limitool]

He started it!!

Ok... THATS IT!!!! PM me the address I'm coming down... your gonna have a bad day. But take your time... I got to fix breakfast yet. Better yet you get your butt up here and meet me at the woodshop and I'll give ya an attitude adjustment for the bath comment. After your "adjustment" we'll have a beer and knock out a project. Bigfoot1 just keep the laptop (and get a bath).

 

[Limitool]

Limitool..That was my dads favorite saying,"Damn kids" . lmao We put him through hell! One night about 2 am we thought we were going to hook up a welder, we hooked it up all right! But the electric in the house was from 1920..lol Ya...well it caught fire in the walls. And we still had to argue about who was going to wake him up! We heard a little more than "damn kids" that night! And to this day I still hear about it 20yrs later and many more things we did!

Guy... you don't hold the patent on growing up screwup's... I could rat myself out till the sun sits tonight. But it sure does suck when you have to go get help knowing your ass is gonna be in trouble.

 

[Limitool]

Yes! just keep the laptop, I think a couple of the vacuum tubes are getting weak anyhow!

You still need to apologize.... Bigfoot1 has feelings too. To hell with it... he got the laptop. Heck Nitric.... we've done hijacked the entire thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bigfoot1 isn't gonna know what to think?? Are you on your way yet (attitude adjustment has been cancelled).

 

[bigfoot1]

I'm keeping the lap top...I dont mind that it weighs 25 lbs.I dont mind it requires a car battery....I'm even cool with the fact that I had to learn DOS.But the bath thingy.....NO WAY.The chick dig my musky awsomness and without it I;m doomed to text type porn.(dude....a decent video card would not have hurt to add).

thank goodness I spied some bigfoot researchers campin in my area....they have steaks,beer and ripping laptops

cheers

 

[bigfoot1]

btw nitric....I dont think I really stole it....more like,"aquired it"in lieu of rent.All good,and thanks for the beer too...you have lousy taste in laptops but top notch taste in beer.You and yours may camp in my forest with no fear of paying rent again.Even your dog is welcome.Just bring a few extra cold ones and perhaps I'll allow a fleeting glimps or even a blurry photo.Please continue to leave your 40 quart coleman cooler over by the fire pit...I wont take too many and will toast you.

cheers

all good my friend

 

[Unclebuck257]

That dang orderly came in to give me my meds and saw Llimitool in the batroom, on the commode from eating that lunch with the laxative in it and blamed me!! I told him that it wasn't my fault and that I couldn't help it if most of my friends are full of crap! To my surprise, the doctor then came into my room, Dr. Weirdthoughts, or "old Dr. WT" as we call him. Because of Limitool's activities on the commode, we all also had to move to another room rather quickly in order to survive! I was asked NEVER to have another friend come visit me too, either!

Old Dr. WT then started reading this entire thread and almost immediately agreed with me that Nitric and bigfoot1 couldn't possibly be taken seriously and stated that he too felt it was most likely someone crossing dimensions because he too had heard about the food shortage in the other dimension from a visitor he had personally spoken with. After fully realizing how sane I was and how damn nuts the rest of you folks were, I was immediately discharged.

Old Dr. WT is now awaiting the arrivals of bigfoot1 and Nitric for an evaluation of their thoughts and has ordered a "special type cork" for Limitool. I have no idea where the Dr. wants Limitool to put that cork though! LMBO!