What else could be used as an assault weapon?

Bill that is true but I could only get the economy model from toys/ r/ us and that cheep plastic one takes AA batteries.......is that a good save? LOL!:laughing7:
Diesel,

You don't know how hard I'm biting my tongue right now but it hurts....lol........those laser thingies are operated using brain power(the force) and not batteries.....lol....

Regards + HH

Bill
 

A cornbread skillet or five inch Louis Vuitton heels hurled like a ninja throwing star .
 

A guy in town here many years ago used a drill to kill his brother.......drilled him through the head. Now he is still called "Drillerkiller" and about five years ago he had some kid living there and he hung himself.
 

A forced threesome with Boxer, Feinstein and Pelosi without providing protection. You can't fight back because Feinstein is packing and the other 2 have armed secuity. :(
 

Well I know I will be busting these out and go on an assualting spree!! Better watch out because I can get plenty more at Wal Mart, or any grocery store, office supply store, pretty much anywhere!!

I am just itching to start assulting someone with my special assault weapons! Here is a photo of one of them! I have many more, I am stock piled up with 10, 45, and 96 packs!!

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I've already got my hideout just to assault people from above!

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How about some really hot coffee....just ask McDonald's! LOL!
 

anything and everything you can attack a person with is an "assault" weapon , duh --in the terms of guns the classical meaning WAS a high cap 30 round or so , FULLY AUTOMATIC WEAPON * --currently they are now trying to subvert the meaning to mean as follows ---ANY SEMI AUTOMATIC TYPE WEAPON THAT CAN HOLD MORE THAN 10 ROUNDS -BE IT RIFLE OR HANDGUN * -- IE BAN ALL GUNS OVER 10 ROUNDS FROM "PUBLIC" OWNERSHIP -- ONCE THEY HAVE THE "POWER" TO BAN BY CARTRIDGE AMOUNT HELD---- THEN THE NEXT STEP WILL BE WELL YOU DO NOT NEED 10 ROUNDS -- SINCE A 6 SHOT REVOLVER WILL DO "JUST FINE" FOR HOME DEFENSE , AND 5 SHOT BOLT ACTION RIFLE OR PUMP SHOTGUN WILL DO FOR HUNTING PURPOSES -- THEN IT WILL BE --WELL YOU CAN HOME DEFEND AND HUNT WITH A SINGLE SHOT SHOTGUN -SO THATS ALL YOU NEED -- ONCE THEY HAVE THE "POWER" TO BAN THEY WILL USE IT , MARK MY WORDS --so do not let them have it to begin with -- we have the right to own guns to keep the "govt" from enslaving the people --the founding fathers understood that govts at times "opressed" those who they are supposed to be serving and that is why they revolted against england --england tried to stop the colonist from gaining arms to rebel with --had england been able to do so there would be no "America" --the founding fathers knew this first hand and so set it up that if the govt ever became too opressive or out of hand --that "we the people" could put it back on track again .
 

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helicopter "free" turkey drop --using 20 lb frozen turkeys .................... look out below ......whomp , whomp , whomp

humm frozen pumpkin pies and raw sweet potatoes too -- splat, splat ,splat -- smack,smack,smack
 

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I hope Biden isn't watching this thread or he will include many of these items in his report to Obama. Wouldn't want these to be banned as well.......
 

Dieselram94, this is Mr. Biden's favorite spot on the whole web! How about a nice day old loaf of French bread. Hard as a rock.
 

That is funny you say that I just dodged a loaf 5 minutes ago from my wife! LOL!:laughing7:
Dieselram94, this is Mr. Biden's favorite spot on the whole web! How about a nice day old loaf of French bread. Hard as a rock.
 

A good rock can be quite a weapon, just look at the middle east!
 

A good rock can be quite a weapon, just look at the middle east!
I once fought off a 20 person assault team bent on committing mayhem on my person . Strategic withdrawal from one creek bed that contained good rocks to the next one . This chase lasted 4 miles and took most of an afternoon . Led them to a large barn I was familiar with . Let them see me go in the door and they charged enmasse . That's when I threw an assault rock into my support troops to get their attention . Those troops were hiding in a hornet's nest the size of a bushel basket . They saved my azz that day :laughing7:
 

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