Whats the best prank you ever pulled on someone?

[trish76642]

yep -- its one of the few special items --- that are in my stink bait bag of tricks ---and its god awful stinky *** theres another one thats SHUDDER even worse ---but being the humane person that I am ---I did not put "liquid a's" name out to the public nor will I tell the name other the other item or where to get it at -- I would only use either of these items on a person -- that I would want as a hate me for life /wish I was dead enemy . ---some pranks go a bit well "too far" --- using either of these items as a "normal" prank is too far. --- using these mean ---all out totally evil "prank" war --"no holes barred" war.

wow...that must be some BAD stuff....imma take your word for it Ivan.....i would never do anything mean with it.
Almost sounds like something you'd have to have a license to carry.

 

[ivan salis]

some things are just "pure" bad and evil. most all stink bait "flavorings" fit that group.

wife makes me keep my baits out back in the shed ---about 300 yards from the house --- she hates the smells but loves the prize money and the fresh catfish I bring home for dinner .

if you check the florida state fish and game website --under there "big catch" award listings --you will find that I was awarded the "specialist" award for channel catfish -- to get that I had to catch and document 5 ":trophy" class channel cats ---

folks always want to go catfishing with me. for some reason.

 

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

iVAN MI BUDDY: DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT LIQUID a$$ COULD BE SUBSTITUTED FOR PEPPER SPRAY?

Don Jose de La Mancha

 

[trish76642]

iVAN MI BUDDY: DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT LIQUID a$$ COULD BE SUBSTITUTED FOR PEPPER SPRAY?

Don Jose de La Mancha

ROTFL!!! OH Real...YOU CRACKED ME UP!!!! that is a BRillant IDEA!

 

[ivan salis]

well you would easily be able to ID the perp afterwards -- and due to the reaking smell he couldn't hide at all -- uh yah hes the one that smells like a skunk --- if you hit someone in the main body area with a big blast of it --- their gag and choke / vomit reflex would most likely let you walk away easily . ---think of a bottle of it as a "portible skunk" --you can aim at folks --- warning be very very aware of the wind direction when using !!!

 

[trish76642]

well you would easily be able to ID the perp afterwards -- and due to the reaking smell he could hide at all -- uh yah hes the one that smells like a skunk --- if you hit someone in the main body area with a big blast of it --- their gag and choke / vomit reflex would most likely let you walk away easily . ---think of ia bottle of it as a "portible skunk" --you can aim at folks --- warning be very very aware of the wind direction when using !!!

man..yall are kill'n me! LMAO

 

[Montana Fireball]

I have a co-worker who fails to pay her bills regularly. One time her water was shut off for too long, complaints were made about her to the supervisor who had to broach the subject to her. She ended up crying over it, now i wonder if this liquid a$$ can over power how bad she was. She is heavy set, can liquid a$$ replace stick-ups for trying to cover true reek?

Suffering in the high-desert

 

[ivan salis]

human body odors even decompsing ones are no match for this stuff. -- you've been warned.

 

[Bridge End Farm]

here is one pulled on me

We (my team and I) had to go to a location and were placed in a basicly a cage to use for our shop and meeting area in this hangar. It about a 12 foot square sides and top so it was pretty small and with all our gear covered the floor area alot

Most of the other members with me were very tall and easily 6 foot plus some.

I came into work and found all my gear wired out of my reach to the top of the cage and all the furniture was lowered to floor. Chairs, desk without legs etc. My buddies were no where to be found and to this day I don't know how they got it done without me knowing for we worked about 20 hours a day.

I just sat in the legless furniture working from my legless desk all day doing paperwork, etc laughing my tail off every time someone would come in to see me about something. They would look around, up and then bust up too.

Stinking sailors

 

[pegleglooker]

Hey gang,
I will only try to explain Liquid A$$ this way.... Take the absolute NASTIEST smells you can think of but in a blander mix and then multiply that stench by 10..... And THAT is liquid A$$. It is TRULY the NASTIEST stuff ever made. I have friends that use the stink stuff when fishing and even they say that this stuff is worse...

YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED !!!!

PLL

 

[sniffer]

take all of his underwear and socks, soak them in water and put them in the freezer

 

[trish76642]

take all of his underwear and socks, soak them in water and put them in the freezer

heheeee.....LOVE IT!

 

[boogeyman]

if you were especially ornery

oh you have no idea Old Dog...

I'd do the seran wrap thing in a heart beat if it werent for my poor lil sis in law...

Next time hubby and i go over there for a 'get together' think i'll put a bottle of red flood coloring in his toilet tank, he usually sits around drinking a few cold ones and then giggles all night at everybody...bet that'll get his attention. hummm lets see......yall got me think'n! lol

Can't recall what the pills are called maybe one of the medical TNetters can help out. While fishing in Ca. with a bunch of buddies one of the guys would get pretty drunk & honery, ruining it for the rest of us. One of the other guys got some tablets from a doctor friend that when eaten would turn your urine a kind of floresent green. Well, he started feeding the drunk chips & dip on this trip. Not being clued in to what was going on, I couldn't figure out why we were going all the way to San Onofre to fish where the Nuke plant drained water into the ocean?!?! As soon as we get there Mr drunk stands up in the boat and relieves himself over the side. He freals out at the color of his urine. One of the guys that was clued in sat with him telling him it was radiation & we'd get him back to the hospital as soon as possible, over & over By the time we got back to Newport Mr drunk was litterally shaking & fearing his private parts were going to fall off. Yup, you guessed it! He went to Hoag hospital & tried to explain that his boys had been irridaiated The ER staff had to call others to come see the funny drunk..................... Never went fishing with us again

Also, a little axle grease around the edges of sunglasses make for a really cute racoon look for your victim Of course the old trick of getting some arrow root (used to thincke gravy & sauces) mix it in a bowl with water. Scoop out a big handful and start rolling it a ball. As long as you keep rolling it it stays solid. Tell your victim "Here hold this quick!" as you hand it to them. Make sure you have the video camera handy to catch the look on their face as they try to keep the stuff from running all over their shoes. Won't even mention their embarrasment as they try to explain what happened to their trousers

 

[swampgal]

And people around here tell me that I'm evil ! LOL Ya'll have me beat. I like to make people believe there are things there that are not. My favorites being Elmer and George the ghost,.

 

[Old Dog]

And people around here tell me that I'm evil ! LOL Ya'll have me beat. I like to make people believe there are things there that are not. My favorites being Elmer and George the ghost,.

Not evil....just ornery.

LOL

 

[trish76642]

heheee...i bet if this wasnt a 'family chanel' yall could tell me some stories couldnt cha? lol

 

[Bridge End Farm]

my husband walked out on me last night.....said he didn't love me anymore

this isn't funny

sorry....forgive me....evil tee came out to play for a moment...I removed it.

forgiven and I am sorry too

I have much on my mind I should of understood it was meant for humor

 

[Bridge End Farm]

now wheres your porch at so I can put some doggie poo in tiolet paper
light it and ring door bell lol

 

[Bridge End Farm]

heheee...i bet if this wasnt a 'family chanel' yall could tell me some stories could cha? lol

mmmmmmmm yeap

 

[Bridge End Farm]

now wheres your porch at so I can put some doggie poo in tiolet paper
light it and ring door bell lol

Aint putting no doggie poo on that pretty place