Wives and girlfriends....

TerryC

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If your wife or girlfriend ever asks, " If I could arrange a threesome, which of my girlfriends would you choose?" NEVER give her two names! TTC
Times are tough here in the Northeast, I'm still hoping for something more than a onesome!
 

Blond - Brunet & a Redhead!!!
 

Haha. Should have listened today when he said putting that ring on her finger just close the door downstairs
 

I thought this was a family forum. That being said I would ask if she knows their current medical status. Lots of nasty stuff going around.
 

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Family?,don,t bring her sisters in now. (We are talking golf right?).
 

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Family?,don,t bring her sisters in now. (We are talking golf right?).

Hmmmmmm interesting. Yes golf of course. That's it.
 

say honey at 300 lbs ----you are the two 150 lb women , I want to be with .
 

Yes Dear...throw some names in a hat and I'll blindly pick one...:laughing9:
 

as in all things "married" - whatever / whichever will make YOU happy , DEAR
 

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as in all things "married" - whatever / whicchever will make YOU happy , DEAR



Of course this is the only right answer to any question proffered by the better half. The other answer I go for is" Uhm, I am so sorry, did you say something dear?". It really works well. And you will find if you use it enough they will say never mind.

One more thing though. The idea past it's prime for me 10 or 15 years ago. It just seems like so much Work. Not enough sleep. And that may be a long time to go without ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a beer. :occasion14:
 

as all older and wiser men know * one woman is enough trouble for any man to have to deal with.
 

Another truth of life from Ivan. You kids behave yourself out there. Ivan and I will have a beer and observe.

(people watchin is so fun,, they do the darndest things!)
 

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