Yes, you caught me. The government has developed a small chip that can be put into something small like a drivers license. This device requires no electricity (never had to charge your license have you), yet can transmit a signal powerful enough that any state/federal agency can track you at any point on earth.
This device can transmit a signal to a low earth orbit satellite, despite the fact that even the most basic of satellite transmitting equipment requires several watts of exciter energy to a gain antenna array with an ERP approaching 50 watts, The NY Department of Motor Vehicles has managed to trump the laws of physics. I have attached an official government TOP SECRET photo so folks will know the truth and can recognize of they are carrying one of the "discreet" tracking devices. Please keep this photo under your hat as, if it were to get in the wrong hands, the consequences could be dire.
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They also have managed to create (again, trumping the laws of physics) enough RF spectrum so that every single person can have a transmitter continually operating from their butt, yet not interfere with any other butt transmitter as they walk down the street. Each signal is also wide enough to transmit CONTINUALLY all of the movement data as every person in the U.S. They have created 1,000,000 baud data rate capable equipment which can fit into something the size of a pin head.
But not only is this butt transmitter a marvel of science, it also MAGICALLY knows it's location. It does not have a GPS receiver in it nor can it see the sky while being buried in a pant pocket, yet it knows where it is somehow. This technology is so out of this world, I cannot discuss it here for fear of losing national secrets.
Yet despite this amazing secret, the feds seem entirely incapable of finding any deadbeat fathers, drug dealers, gang members, or tax dodgers. All of these lost hikers and travelers who die every year because they cannot be found, IF ONLY THEY WERE CARRYING A NY DRIVERS LICENSE!!!!!! The feds could have swept in with a Huey and scooped them to safety within minutes. But they are more busy tracking GPS swingers and lost drivers who ignorantly keep a GPS device on the dash of their car.
So there. Now ya'll know the secrets. Laws of physics be damned!!!
WM