you might be redneck

[GB1]

if you had to jump out the back window because the Feds are on your porch

if your Thanksgiving meal is still alive

if take your wife on a date to the auto shop

i know they are not the best jokes post your you might be a redneck if jokes

 

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[Treasure_Hunter]

Please remember to keep replies nonpolitical since this isn't our politics forum.

 

[GB1]

sorry didn't seem they were political will not post anymore jokes

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

Gold boy, there was nothing wrong with your post, my post was for replies to be sure they didnt turn political.

 

[GB1]

oh ok i was worried i did something wrong

 

[Diggin-N-Dumps]

if you had to jump out the back window because the Feds are on your porch

if your Thanksgiving meal is still alive

if take your wife on a date to the auto shop

i know they are not the best jokes post your you might be a redneck if jokes

Im originally from Florida...so alot of this hits close to home.

"...If you have a working TV sitting on a Non working TV"...which was pretty much my whole life growing up...a 22" sitting on the HUUUGE 32" console TV

 

[davidharmier60]

How about if you live in a double wide, have 9 dogs, watch a tube TV and drive an old Chevy truck?

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[GB1]

that's kinda like my family

 

[aa battery]

i wonder if everybody knows what the word redneck actually means.

 

[Diggin-N-Dumps]

i wonder if everybody knows what the word redneck actually means.

I do....Im just don't want to bring up the political orgin of the word....I came from the poor poor south..reminds me of a Rodney Carrington joke.

" We was poor growing up....Well, I wasnt. My momma was, she just drug our butts thru it"

 

[GB1]

very funny saying

 

[aa battery]

I do....Im just don't want to bring up the political orgin of the word....I came from the poor poor south..reminds me of a Rodney Carrington joke.

" We was poor growing up....Well, I wasnt. My momma was, she just drug our butts thru it"

be good or Jeff will spank us.

 

[GB1]

you might be a redneck if your truck has curtains but your house doesn't

 

[Chadeaux]

Well, I recently did a radio "commercial" (actually just a space filler for a local station) that might qualify me as a redneck ... not great but got some laughs. Even did the art work for the youtube version:





Oh well, whaddya expect from a half bleed cajun, full blood LS&U fan livin amongst a bunch of rednecks who call the hogs all hours of the night?

Actually, we had a possum infestation that "inspired" the spot. Shot 6 possums in less than a week and was runnin out of places to put 'em.

 

[WannaDig3687]

No joke, true story. It was -15 degrees outside. We had our travel trailer in the barn. Our friends brought over their RV and parked next to us. We had a fish fry and camped in the barn all weekend including a road trip up to the new cabelas on Saturday.

 

[BigWaveDave]

You might be a redneck if you voted for
Bubba J.

 

[WannaDig3687]

If you think Pinpointer is a smart phone app that locates your wife in Wally World, you might be a redneck.

 

[GB1]

No joke, true story. It was -15 degrees outside. We had our travel trailer in the barn. Our friends brought over their RV and parked next to us. We had a fish fry and camped in the barn all weekend including a road trip up to the new cabelas on Saturday.

Redneck road trip

 

[WannaDig3687]

If you think geneology is the history, design, and manufacturing of Levi' s.....
You might be a redneck.

 

[mojjax]

You might be a redneck if - The dog passes gas and you claim it .
You've been married 3 times , and you still have the same in-laws .
If your lawn furniture use to be your living room furniture .
If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit .
I you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth .
'' by Jeff foxworthy''