Your best one liner!

[Paulo]

Did y'all hear about the soybean farmer that disowned his daughter? All because she left home at 18 and got in to corn. ...

 

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[Richard Guy]

Save a Mouse, .. Eat a puss!

 

[blauer]

To paraphrase Groucho:

I'd never join a club that would have ME as a member!

 

[creskol]

Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

 

[Ammoman]

________________

 

[TheCoinKid]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!

 

[newnan man]

A cow told her cow friend she had been artificially inseminated. Her friend said " No bull?"

 

[mick56]

Didya hear about the two maggots that were necking in dead Ernest?

 

[stude]

once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken

 

[fyrffytr1]

My wife does all the driving, I just hold the steering wheel!

 

[Lamy Lineman]

Are you playing Stupid?

How could you be so Stupid, Yet want to Live...

and of course... You can't fix Stupid...

 

[newnan man]

I dated a midget once, but she always had her nose in my business.

 

[Duckshot]

I offered my honor, she honored my offer, and ever since then it's been on 'er and off 'er.

 

[Phil]

I FIGHT BREAST CANCER WITH MY BARE HANDS!

 

[Crow]

"My life is like a tide mark in sewerage farm. Always in the sh** only the level varies"

Crow

 

[newnan man]

4 Mexicans in quicksand.....quatro cinco.

 

[Fat]

Did you hear about the dyslexic policeman? Pulled a gal over, gave her an IUD?

Do you know the best thing about dating homeless women?
You can just drop them off anywhere....

 

[twrfish]

definition of here after, if your not here after what I'm here after you'll be here after I'm gone!

 

[Fat]

Do you know where virgin wool comes from? Ugly sheep

 

[newnan man]

What time is it when 11 dogs run past you on the street? 10 after 1!