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Fat

Bronze Member
Oct 22, 2020
2,191
6,887
Nebraska panhandle/NE Colorado
Detector(s) used
I took the battery out because I like my bacon crispy
Primary Interest:
Other
Do you know the most called penalty on the Clemson tigers was last year? 3 to 5 for roughing a cheerleader....
 

Fat

Bronze Member
Oct 22, 2020
2,191
6,887
Nebraska panhandle/NE Colorado
Detector(s) used
I took the battery out because I like my bacon crispy
Primary Interest:
Other
What is first thing a sorority girl does every morning? Puts her clothes on and goes home..
 

SD51

Silver Member
Aug 24, 2016
4,829
9,950
MI
Detector(s) used
E-TRAC
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
"Stop Overpopulation - Hunt Storks"

stork.jpg
 

Xraywolf

Silver Member
Feb 28, 2005
3,576
4,360
MI USA
Detector(s) used
Ace 400, AT Pro, equinox 800, Simplex,Vanquish 540
Primary Interest:
Metal Detecting
There are only 3 kinds of people in this world - Those who can count, and those who can't.
 

SD51

Silver Member
Aug 24, 2016
4,829
9,950
MI
Detector(s) used
E-TRAC
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
"I had an apartment out front and she had a flat behind".
 

SD51

Silver Member
Aug 24, 2016
4,829
9,950
MI
Detector(s) used
E-TRAC
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
Two guys decide to drive into Canada for the first time. When they cross the border, they see a sign that says, "DRINK CANADA DRY". They look at each other and one of them says, "I don't think we are going to be here long enough to do that"!
 

CoinHunterAZ

Hero Member
Feb 18, 2013
858
1,498
Flagstaff, AZ
Detector(s) used
Tesoro Sidewinder Umax, Garrett ATPro, Minelab Equinox 800, Garrett Pro Pointer
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear?
 

Sod Buster

Sr. Member
Jun 14, 2014
482
487
NE Ohio
Detector(s) used
Garrett Ace 250, White's Bullseye TRX
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
The three most important parts of a wood stove:

Lifter, leg and poker
 

chub

Bronze Member
Apr 23, 2017
1,503
2,242
Detector(s) used
Fisher F75, Minelab Soveriegn XS 2
Nokta pinpointer
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
Did you hear about the one armed fisherman? He caught a fish this big...

chub
 

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newnan man

Gold Member
Aug 8, 2005
5,093
15,627
Beautiful Florida
Primary Interest:
Relic Hunting
I got arrested for indecent exposure. They let me off for lack of evidence! The judge said they couldn't hang anything on me!!
 

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