Your best one liner!

[newnan man]

Confucius say: man who cooks carrots & pees in same pot unsanitary.

 

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[Fat]

DO you know what the N on the Nebraska helmet stands for? Knowledge

 

[Fat]

Do you know the most called penalty on the Clemson tigers was last year? 3 to 5 for roughing a cheerleader....

 

[Fat]

What is first thing a sorority girl does every morning? Puts her clothes on and goes home..

 

[newnan man]

Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your genes!

 

[Fat]

You can pick your nose, not your relation.

 

[fistfulladirt]

“We’ll catch up when things get back to normal”

 

[Duckshot]

You can pick your nose, not your relation.

The way I heard it was, "You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends' noses".

 

[Duckshot]

Oh, here is an oldie but a goody-

"The beatings will continue until morale improves"

 

[SD51]

"Stop Overpopulation - Hunt Storks"

 

[Xraywolf]

There are only 3 kinds of people in this world - Those who can count, and those who can't.

 

[SD51]

"I had an apartment out front and she had a flat behind".

 

[SD51]

Two guys decide to drive into Canada for the first time. When they cross the border, they see a sign that says, "DRINK CANADA DRY". They look at each other and one of them says, "I don't think we are going to be here long enough to do that"!

 

[CoinHunterAZ]

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear?

 

[Sod Buster]

The three most important parts of a wood stove:

Lifter, leg and poker

 

[Fat]

There are two types of people, those that admit it and those that don’t.

 

[chub]

Did you hear about the one armed fisherman? He caught a fish this big...

chub

 

[newnan man]

I got arrested for indecent exposure. They let me off for lack of evidence! The judge said they couldn't hang anything on me!!

 

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