Your best one liner!

[Dug]

What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? One of them snatches watches.

 

[uglymailman]

I can't condone Wife Beating......but I can understand it.

 

[Jon Stewart]

I showed up with nothing and have most of that left.

 

[newnan man]

What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? One of them snatches watches.

What's the difference between a strip tease show & a trapeze act? One is a cunning array of stunts.

 

[ironhorse]

...I have to see a doctor...
I ate some icecubes the other day, I'm worried because I haven't pooped them out yet.

 

[xaos]

Hmmmm..

Well here goes...a one liner...

I have a card to give to girls....ask them to read it aloud...

Mike Who Cheese Harry

 

[Duckshot]

Lol.

Here, read this out loud-

Ice Bank Mice Elf.

 

[newnan man]

What do you call a guy with no arms & legs who water skis? Skip!

 

[marion moore]

What do you call a guy with no arms & legs who water skis? Skip!

What do you call the guy in the bar that drinks the most beer. The peenese. Maybe spelled wrong.

 

[marion moore]

Did you hear that if Biden is confirm he is going to re-introduce dogs in the White House? he has to, Camila just can’t catch a frisbee in her mouth...

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I had a midget friend who dated his six foot girl friend, when they were nose to nose his toes was in it and when they were they were toes to toes his nose was in it.

 

[NJearthman]

Funny

They also don’t know WHICH end is WITCH.

Oops! Wrong quote above. Quote was supposed to be for the one liner: “Why can’t witches have babies”

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

Friendly reminder, please remember we are a family friendly forum.

 

[Gare]

Question why do scuba divers set on the edge of the boat and always fall backwards into the water ?

Answer If they fell forward they would STILL BE IN THE BOAT !!!!

Question Why does a shark swim around a human 4 to six times with there dorsal fin out of the water ?

Answer Humans taste better with the CRAP scared out of them !!

 

[newnan man]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs playing in the leaves? Russel

 

[ironhorse]

I bought a chicken to make sandwiches...
It doesn't...just craps on the floor.

 

[relicmeister]

Joe Biden commander in chief

 

[newnan man]

Joe Biden commander in chief

He's a joke, just not a funny one.

 

[relicmeister]

He's a joke, just not a funny one.

No he’s not but he is having the last laught at us Neanderthals.

 

[newnan man]

 

[Duckshot]

How many Democrats does it take to fix a leaking faucet ....?

WOOPS! Can't tell that one here.

Now where did I leave my gun?