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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?
so you’re the one.
so you’re the one.
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Yesterday I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Waiting to see what happens. 
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Ward! You were a little rough on the Beaver last night.
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And if a frog had wings he wouldn't slap his ass when he hopped.
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Here's an Dizzy original....
If wishes were fishes we'd all catch limits
If wishes were fishes we'd all catch limits
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How come psychics never win the lottery?
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What is the difference between a low-rider and a cactus? A cactus the prick is on the outside
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What did Crockett say to Bowie? Who ordered concrete?
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I'm dating a girl with a wooden leg. Her name is Peg & she works at Ihop.
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Replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected accordion to a recent survey.
If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.
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If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.
My neighbour died after overdosing on Viagra. His wife took it very hard.
My kids are accusing me of having a "favourite child" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them.
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whats the dif between a hoover and a harley ...the position of the dirt bag.
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Why don't witches have babies? Their husbands have hollow weenies!
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If you're playing golf with someone who keeps asking for advice on what they're doing wrong, just say:
"You're standing too close to the ball after you hit it"
"You're standing too close to the ball after you hit it"
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That works with a Prius and BMW.
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Two cannibals were sitting down eating a clown when one leans over and asks the other, this taste funny to you?
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