Your best one liner!

[newnan man]

 

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[Fat]

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?


so you’re the one.

 

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Whoops!

 

[NJearthman]

Yesterday I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Waiting to see what happens.

 

[NJearthman]

Ward! You were a little rough on the Beaver last night.

 

[ironhorse]

Most people are shocked to find out I'm a terrible electrician.

 

[PullTabSlayer]

And if a frog had wings he wouldn't slap his ass when he hopped.

 

[DizzyDigger]

Here's an Dizzy original....

If wishes were fishes we'd all catch limits

 

[newnan man]

How come psychics never win the lottery?

 

[PaleIO]

What is the difference between a low-rider and a cactus? A cactus the prick is on the outside

 

[PaleIO]

What did Crockett say to Bowie? Who ordered concrete?

 

[Richard Guy]

I'm opening up a 'half-way' house for girls who won't go 'all the way'

 

[newnan man]

I'm dating a girl with a wooden leg. Her name is Peg & she works at Ihop.

 

[Red-Coat]

Replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected accordion to a recent survey.

If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.

My neighbour died after overdosing on Viagra. His wife took it very hard.

My kids are accusing me of having a "favourite child" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them.

 

[michael NY]

whats the dif between a hoover and a harley ...the position of the dirt bag.

 

[outlaws15]

Funny

whats the dif between a hoover and a harley ...the position of the dirt bag.

 

[newnan man]

Why don't witches have babies? Their husbands have hollow weenies!

 

[watercolor]

If you're playing golf with someone who keeps asking for advice on what they're doing wrong, just say:

"You're standing too close to the ball after you hit it"

 

[fistfulladirt]

What is the difference between a low-rider and a cactus? A cactus the prick is on the outside

That works with a Prius and BMW.