Your Gravestone.....

[spartacus53]

Last call

 

[bigscoop]

"I have buried, in the county of Bedford, six hundred and five pounds of gold, two hundred and three pounds of silver, and $300.000 in uncut diamonds. The text on this tombstone can tell you exactly where this vault is located so you will have no difficulty finding it. All you have to do is to figure out the secret code within."

Oh...and I'd also have several inscribed symbols on the stone, a couple up-side-down numbers here and there, a flying bird with three eyes and only one claw, a few bogus clues like that.

 

[ohioaxeman]

SEMPER FI

 

[bigscoop]

I can finally take a nap...LOL

 

[ohioaxeman]

Do Not Disturb

 

[Sky Pilot]

Here's a thought or two:

"As you are now so once was I, Walking the Earth beneath the sky, As I am now soon you shall be, Make peace with God and follow me"

"Happy trails to you, until we meet again"

Sky Pilot

 

[Sky Pilot]

Wow Tee I don't even remember where I saw that, and not only does the phrase itself give me the shivers but that there are TWO stones out there somewhere with that same advice...

THAT gives me big goosebumps!!


Sky Pilot

 

[Sky Pilot]

here's one I thought was funny....

Beneath this stone lies a merry lass
Who aimed for the brake and hit the gas

Ha Ha!!

That's a good one Tee!

Reminds me of my neighbor who used to say his car had "A four on the floor and a fifth under the seat!" Maybe that's why the lass was merry! LOL!!

Sky Pilot

 

[Sky Pilot]

be careful and sweet to your wife cause if you go before her she might write


Here I lay, rotting away.
I never did learn how to watch what I say!
So when I told her she was getting fat,
She caved in my head with a baseball bat!

You kill me Tee!!

Sky Pilot

 

[Sky Pilot]

 

[paratrooper]

"THIS WILL BE MY LONGEST JUMP".

 

[Sky Pilot]

Tee you got a bunch of them!!

Paratrooper: I LOVE it!!

Sky Pilot

 

[boogeyman]

"Hey Dumba** you're standing on my face! Move along!!!

 

[bigscoop]

"I may be dead but at least I'm healthy. I take walks every night."

 

[bigscoop]

"Please move back. If you can read this you're standing on my crotch."

 

[Frankn]

HERE LIES FRANK
HE THOUGHT THEREFOUR HE WAS

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[bbqbull]

You have never really lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you

Unless wifey creamates my carcas

 

[SusanMN]

Headed out on the trip of a lifetime.

 

[Sky Pilot]

Headed out on the trip of a lifetime.

Sky Pilot

 

[Noodle]

In Tombstone, AZ, in the normal (city?) cemetery, there is a double gravestone declaring, each one, "I WILL BE BACK." You gotta go see it. It's not in the historical cemetery.