Creative ways MDrs can committ suicide

[UnEarthed72]

Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

O.K. we all know that sometimes this hobby can get pretty frustrating,push you to the brink of insanity and may even lead one to ponder suicide on dry runs(hopefully this wont happen).But lets say your at Witt's end and your going to stop the madness and end it all via suicide,as an MD'r whats the most creative way you can think of doing this successfully.

This would be the way I'd roll

First I'd gather up all of my finds jewelry,coins,relics,and detector everything I've ever found.Stuff it all in my pockets and inside my clothing,find the tallest building with the most people traveling past it i can possibly find.Climb too the rooftop of said building,stand on the edge looking down onto all those lucky people and start chanting..This is my detector...these are my finds..this is for hunting..my finds made it fun..there are many like them but these ones are mine.
With my arms stretched out detector in hand..I begin my swan dive onto the busy street below,crashing on the pavement with a thunderous thwack!! All my finds would be hurled into the air from the impact and shower down with people clammering and scrambling to pocket my detecting wealth,kinda like what happens to a pinata at a children's party.
Now that's giving back the creative way to all the ones that made this hobby possible in the 1st place(at least all the clad and jewelry)

 

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[BuckleBoy]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

2. Get a cable extension and tie it round your neck.

3. While MDing around an old well three miles away from the nearest house, jump in.

4. Take your MD out on a golf course in a thunderstorm.

5. Fall on digging tool.

6. Go MDing at the Bluegrass Army Depot where the nerve gas is kept. If the gas don't getcha, the sharpshooters will.

7. Tie electric fence around leg in cow field.

8. Close garage and load up car with finds. Put hose through window and start car.

9. Read the philosopy and religion thread, pour a nice hot bath, and get a razor blade.

10. Eight hour hunt in Montana in January.

 

[UnEarthed72]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

9. Read the philosopy and religion thread, pour a nice hot bath, and get a razor blade.

lol

 

[chopper]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

Well, the deer hunters have been out lately. I think I'd go detecting one last time, wearing all brown, antlers strapped to my head.

 

[ivan salis]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

find a huge hoard of missing gold in a pirate chests --- under the world's largest yellow jacket nest -- dig into it (while wearing the following outfit--- a 60's pork pie hat -- a " I'm retired " tee shirt -- a pair of plaid burmuda shorts and black knit socks with sandels )-- don't give up its only a few feet deeper -- if the bees don't kill you first -- the idea of being dressed like that should -- Ivan

 

[Colonial KirkPA]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

Instead of suicide chat, the topic should be "Creative ways MD'rs can break their datecta."

This site shouldn't be promoting suicide, even if it is a joke.

 

[ivan salis]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

so true --you should live for the next silver find or big coppa -- thats it have a goal in life ---just one more (it'll keep you going) -- theres a light at the end of the tunnel -- (oh darn its a oncoming train's light)-- Ivan

 

[stefen]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

Wear a T-Shirt with 'Weapons Recovery Team' written both front and back while working a park site in a ghetto.

 

[UnEarthed72]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

Instead of suicide chat, the topic should be "Creative ways MD'rs can break their datecta."

This site shouldn't be promoting suicide, even if it is a joke.

sorry you feel this way,but in no way am i condoning suicide or saying go ahead and off yourself for humors sake, hence it being in Comedy Central thread..so its purely hypothetical.

 

[Darren in NC]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

Tell your wife, "Honey, I found a sweet field to search, so don't expect me around during our anniversary."

 

[WV_Detecting]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

With rifle strapped to back, jump the fence and attempt to detect the White House Lawn.

 

[BuckleBoy]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

With rifle strapped to back, jump the fence and attempt to detect the White House Lawn.

LOL! Heck, even your lesche would get ya shot.

 

[Montana Jim]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

9. Read the philosopy and religion thread, pour a nice hot bath, and get a razor blade.

Holy crap... you aint kiddin'...

10. Eight hour hunt in Montana in January.

Buckles! Stay tunned - I resemble that remark... and, I will survive!

 

[BuckleBoy]

Re: Creative ways MD'rs can committ suicide

That #10 was just for you, Jim.

Cheers,

Buckleboy