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66. There are no evil clowns living under my bed.
67. There is no “Anti-Mime” campaign in Bosnia.
68. I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot.
69. I may not line my helmet with tin foil to “Block out the space mind control lasers”.
70. May not pretend to be a fascist stormtrooper, while on duty.
71. I must not flaunt my deviances in front of my chain of command.
72. May not wear gimp mask while on duty.
73. No military functions are to be performed “Skyclad”.
74. Woad is not camouflage makeup.
75. May not conduct psychological experiments on my chain of command.
76. “Teddy Bear, Teddy bear, turn around” is *not* a cadence.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them “You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.”
78. I may not call block my chain of command.
79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese.
80. Not allowed to wear a dress to any army functions.
81. May not bring a drag queen to the battalion formal dance.
82. May not form any press gangs.
83. Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with “I recently had an experience I just had to write you about….”
84. Must not use military vehicles to “Squish” things.
Right here hehehehehehe.....................;)
 

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I know what it was ......funny I tell ya it was hilarious that's what it was

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Here is one for you Backbacon...I used to think that my SIGNET/OR SEAL of the living God was the stone with the 7 eyes...And then I began to think that it was the honker of a DIAMOND that fell from the sky...Then believe it or not...I began to think that it was the PLATINUM ORE...And then I heard My Father laughing at me...And I asked him why are you laughing Father...And he responded...You are the stone with the seven eyes silly...LOL Oh well...Believe it or not...

Ed T

Ahhhh, the perfection of intelligence....
 

Hey TGF… you go geocaching yet?
 

Not yet sir......still on my list of things to do. Wife has been talking about going North for Christmas to let the boys go snow tubing. I've been very very busy with the VA. They sure can misinterpret the English language. I wouldn't mind going up north and snow skiing, if you see a giant teddy bear rolling down the the slope with a deep southern accent that would be me! Then again I think..... I went swimming today..... Why bother :) thanks for asking buddy I'm signing off and going to that website right now with some help from Eddy Money I got 2 tickets to paradise crank it up !!!!!!!!

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I just downloaded the app looks like me and the boys gonna have us some fun thanks bud

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For you, TGF.



Going to open another safety deposit box first thing in the morning.

Piece of cake!

Hope all had a great weekend.

Best,

Scott​
 

Ok GIB this is crazy I want to go out and search after everyone of these green dots. My inquisitive mind has got the best of me, I just have to know where they are and what's in them.......

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Oops sorry Scott I owe you some pics

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Thanks Scott

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Just wondering where the smart people are tonight...

Hey, Jeff-

I'll post a picture of a naked lady in heels if you want.

NO FILTERS! I promise!

somehow I bet I would regret it
 

Ok GIB this is crazy I want to go out and search after everyone of these green dots. My inquisitive mind has got the best of me, I just have to know where they are and what's in them.......

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Read the descriptions and only go to the ones that are someplace interesting. Also look at the logs to make sure they have been recently found.

Some people like the really difficult ones, others like the park and grabs. My grandsons call it treasure hunting, so I take them to the easy kid caches. The wife unit and I go for the really hard ones, and she's pretty good at it.

This was a tough cache that required breaking a clue, and then utilizing magnets and trickery to get into it. Then I had to break the combo. Not one for kids.

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This last one is a micro with a log inside, can be tough to find.
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I appreciate the heads up!

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somehow I bet I would regret it

Noooooo…. she's hot. Totally naked, except for heel's, in a sexy pose.

This is considered 'artistic' so it does not fall under the porn restrictions, and besides,


I just want to violate the rules and test the limits here...
 

Was just reading my Kansas hometown newspaper and
saw that a bank receptionist is retiring that I worked with in the mid-late 80's,
when I was maintenance Director of the 4 story downtown building and a satellite branch.

About the time of "Cleopatra's Secret."

Kubus scheme - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

U.S. Indicts 12 in Cosmetic Scheme : $80-Million Culture-Growing Project Had 27,000 Investors - Los Angeles Times

Now, THERE'S a story for ya!

I was sent to "spy" on them by the bank President,
brother of Big league pitcher Rick Sutcliffe,
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/sutclri01.shtml

to determine their assets, etc. based upon their desire to open a line of credit...

I was to appear as a job applicant and wanted a "tour" of their operations.

Based upon my findings, I recommended to not even loan them a paperclip....

Called, "Cleopatra's Secret."

Ponzi!



Best,

Scott

 

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