It's a toss up, my hat is subject to variable change. Currently it is 41% anti-anal probe protection, a constant 30% anti-electromagnetic radiation protection for the 2.4 and 5.8ghz range that my WiFi router emits, which oddly enough a microwave oven operates at 2.4ghz..think of the hat, under that circumstance as insect repellant for your brain. And 29% fashion.
Now for the dots..there are no dots, but I count 48 squares..however if I blink my eyes rapidly some dots do appear between the squares..but I had to stop as I started having heart palpitations trying. Ok?

back to bed.
Mike
P.S. I forgot Unca Hoppy!
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