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[AU24K]

An ancient Method of "tainting" (lethally) someone's food was to.....

Can I talk about this?

I suppose that it can be googled....

Anyway,

"....take hair of tiger whisker and cut to small pieces. Mix in food. Sharp whisker puncture all way through. Death is sure......"

Don't ask how I know this....

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Ever wonder why a cat tongue is scratchy?

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That explains the coughed up fur balls....

Best,

Scott

 

[squiggy]

Hey..Jeffers.

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[Togreenfeet]

I woke up the other morning and everything in my house was stolen................and replaced with an exact duplicate!

Why do people buy "hot water heaters?" Everybody knows the water gets hot so shouldn't we just call them a water heater?

What's that on your face? Camouflage, what? They're everywhere chief............

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[Togreenfeet]

Only here can I find some answers to life's most bothersome questions.

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[Togreenfeet]

Oh Scott he's back to Prince, his symbol never caught on

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[dieselram94]

TGF, how did you come up with your username?

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[Togreenfeet]

tattoo on my arse..............check your PM NO PICTURE Storyline.............hehehehehehe

 

[Togreenfeet]

Picture taken in Afghanistan. Note the Jolly Roger flying high with Old Glory and of course the greenfeet

 

[Togreenfeet]

SAme picture different view in Afghanistan

 

[Peyton Manning]

please do NOT send me a pm of your tattoo

 

[Togreenfeet]

I didnt send him a picture.............I told him the story behind the tattoo, but Jeffers you are a funny man, Only you would take my statement that way. You made me edit my post. Now you did it. JG has gone and made me actually think before I post. Didnt think it could be done. You funny guy haha.......You funny GI

 

[squiggy]

He's a devil!

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[Peyton Manning]

a? or dost thou mean THE?

 

[squiggy]

LOL! I like THE!

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[Togreenfeet]

DR what's in your name? I hope I answered your question sir.

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[releventchair]

Hint,

 

[Togreenfeet]

Rog o

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[Togreenfeet]

Duh.......what a knucklehead. Sorry my anthrax was acting up again

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[Backbacon]

It's so quiet here in Canada that you can almost hear a puck drop...