CRISPINS CRITTERS

AU24K · Apr 30, 2014

eine kleine nachtmusik,

Well, at least one more full concert for the night.....
It's not Mozart, but it'll do....

(ain't the interwebs something or what?)

I have no idea what will be the final lessons of my classes for this semester, so,
While you sleep,

Guess I'll read ahead to the remaining chapters in hopes of not feeling {more} stupid....
Perhaps the next 4-5 hours of reading and studying will suffice?

"All night?"
"Again?"
"Yes."
First class in the morning is at 9:30 AM.
See ya there!

I know...obscure.....
(Hint...Dan Akroyd...)

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I know that there are about 4-5 more presentations yet due from classmates in Geology.

Oh!
Perhaps others didn't hear or were not paying attention,
but some of the material presented by classmates will be on the final.

I've made sure to pay attention and have tried to be an "active participant"
by asking questions of relevance and adding my own personal knowledge of facts.
In a contributory way.
I wonder if anything I presented will be on the final? :dontknow:

Much Happiness and Best Wishes, my Friends!

Scott

(Seen them 4-5 times in concert. ALWAYS a memory....)
This particular concert with a new drummer and keyboardist...
Yes, My hair looked like Tommy's while I gave my presentation......Perhaps a bit longer...
All were in awe....
Curls and all, but dark brown.....

I know that I could "sit in" with many well known bands.....
I won't mention names because of professional courtesy.....

(Approves....)

What Guitar is Tommy playing on the "Angry Young Man" song?
I know Fender, Gibson, Gretsch, Ovation, Rickenbacker....

Oh!
Just heard that Ovation is giving up.
BUY OVATION GUITARS.
Keep them in a hard case and always try to play play them at least daily.
Keep 'em tuned up, kids!
Such sweet resonance.....
Play them Often.
Please....

Once had a sweet light blue face with fancy cut-outs on a 6 string acoustic with electric pick-ups...
The inspiration of new songs that would just miraculously come to me, through my Fender amp, just....
Well....

{sniffle}

Got one and want to sell?
PM me....
Pass them down.
Play them.
Or Sell it to me.
I have other guitar trades available.
Collectible currency and coins are also in play......

Starting now, Ovations are collectible.

Where did you hear it first?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money...ion-connecticut-guitar-plant-closing/8073439/

PS.
For those wondering, there are no pictures of my presentation, nor video clips.
I discerned, that through lack of response, no one was interested.
Such a loss?

es bedeutet für mich wenig

Ergo....

For some strange reason, I desire a double-neck guitar.....

AU24K · Apr 30, 2014

releventchair said:
Better throw my home state in there! A decade earlier than the eighties but hey who,s counting.

An obvious rip-off of Warren Zevon.

Judge for yourself...

Best,

Scott

AU24K · May 1, 2014

Sheesh, our boy , Scotty obviously needs some "time off!" 8-)

"Send him to the corner!"

Yeah, like a week or so in the Mountains....
He's nearly a wreck.....

Let's wish him the best for the remainder of the semester and know that he will post of his adventures in the Mountains....

No phones, no academic responsibilities....

Total Freedom!

Such sweetness will surely be in his future....

My Best,
Always,

Scott

AU24K · May 1, 2014

Oh,

For an example,
The first question on the math exam was:

105 is 30% of what number?

Yeah.

Good luck, too.

Best,

Scott.

PS.
Piece of cake, right?

Pretty sure that I nailed this one....then, after more word problems, it was on to geometry,
where I had to know about square pie.

Folks,
Pi are round, cornbread is square....
Like I said,
I THINK I passed..... :dontknow:

I wonder if "creativity" counts?

AU24K · May 1, 2014

Appears that I'm called upon to open a sate deposit box lock in a day or two at a local bank........

Heh heh....
Yeah, Which one?

"Nose Puller" and I'm in....,.

Pictures may follow.....
If interest suggest posting....

Best,

Scott

Togreenfeet · May 1, 2014

BOHICA

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bill from lachine · May 1, 2014

Scott,

The answer is 350.......an easy trick to work out the formula.....take the number x100 and then divide by 30...voila easy as pie.

Regards + HH

Bill

AU24K said:
Oh,

For an example,
The first question on the math exam was:

105 is 30% of what number?

Yeah.

Good luck, too.

Best,

Scott.

PS.
Piece of cake, right?

Pretty sure that I nailed this one....then, after more word problems, it was on to geometry,
where I had to know about square pie.

Folks,
Pi are round, cornbread is square....
Like I said,
I THINK I passed.....
I wonder if "creativity" counts?

G.I.B. · May 1, 2014

AU24K said:
Oh,

For an example,
The first question on the math exam was:

105 is 30% of what number?

Seems to me that whoever asked the question doesn't know the answer so you can make up anything you want.

GMD52 · May 1, 2014

Hey everyone, still around and feeling better, and hope you are all fine.....thought for the day....It's a known law that the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, that's some folks seem bright until your're close enough to hear them......gary

Mackaydon · May 1, 2014

relevantchair,
I remember Lonnie Donegan made Rock Island Line 'famous' in 1955, before J. Cash did his version in '57.
Of course, the song dates back to at least the 30s.

Don....

Togreenfeet · May 1, 2014

Hey GMD that's funny

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G.I.B. · May 1, 2014

You want to see some dim light-

Here ya go Gary...

(and it doubles as a really cool music video too)

G.I.B. · May 1, 2014

Here's the first one...

[video=youtube;YvxNgdFeWqM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_4010372191&feature= iv&hd=1&list=PL77A93283976B85D0&src_vid=dXzyDUp4XO 0&v=YvxNgdFeWqM[/video]

Togreenfeet · May 2, 2014

I think this was filmed at my local Walmart! My wife thinks she sends me there for groceries, I like to go for the laughter. Thanks GIB

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Togreenfeet · May 2, 2014

158. The revolution is not now.
159. When detained by MP’s, I do not have a right to a strip search.
160. No part of the military uniform is edible.
161. Bodychecking General officers is not a good idea.
162. Past lives have absolutely no effect on the chain of command.
163. Take that hat off.
164. There is no such thing as a were-virgin.
165. I do not get “that time of month”.
166. No, the pants are not optional.
167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.
168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
169. Not even if they *are* “especially patriotic films”
170. Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions.
171. On training missions, try not to shoot down the General’s helicopter.
172. “A full magazine and some privacy” is not the way to help a potential suicide.
173. I am not allowed to create new levels of security clearance.
174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it’s actually DOD policy).
175. We do not “charge into battle, naked, like the Celts”.
176. Any device that can crawl across the table on medium, does not need to be brought into the office.
177. I am not to refer to a formation as “the boxy rectangle thingie”.
178. I am not “A lesbian trapped in a man’s body”.
179. On Army documents, my race is not “Other”.
180. Nor is it “Secretariat, in the third”.
181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS.
182. There is no FM for “wall-to-wall counseling”.
183. My chain of command has neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups. ®
184. When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something “I saw in a cartoon”.
185. My name is not a killing word.
186. I am not the Emperor of anything.
187. Must not taunt officers in the throes of nicotine withdrawal, with cigarettes.
188. May not challenge officers to “Meet me on the field of honor, at dawn”.
189. Do not dare SERE graduates to eat bugs. They will always do it.
190. Must not make s’mores while on guard duty.
191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.
192. The proper response to a briefing is not “That’s what you think”.
193. The Masons, and Gray Aliens are not in our chain of command.
194. Shouldn’t take incriminating photos of my chain of command.
195. Shouldn’t use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.
196. I am not allowed to give tattoos.
197. I am not allowed to sing “Henry the VIII I am” until verse 68 ever again.
198. Not allowed to lead a “Coup” during training missions.
199. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.
200. My chain of command is not interested in why I “just happen” to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car.

dieselram94 · May 2, 2014

Togreenfeet said:
158. The revolution is not now.
159. When detained by MP’s, I do not have a right to a strip search.
160. No part of the military uniform is edible.
161. Bodychecking General officers is not a good idea.
162. Past lives have absolutely no effect on the chain of command.
163. Take that hat off.
164. There is no such thing as a were-virgin.
165. I do not get “that time of month”.
166. No, the pants are not optional.
167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.
168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
169. Not even if they *are* “especially patriotic films”
170. Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions.
171. On training missions, try not to shoot down the General’s helicopter.
172. “A full magazine and some privacy” is not the way to help a potential suicide.
173. I am not allowed to create new levels of security clearance.
174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it’s actually DOD policy).
175. We do not “charge into battle, naked, like the Celts”.
176. Any device that can crawl across the table on medium, does not need to be brought into the office.
177. I am not to refer to a formation as “the boxy rectangle thingie”.
178. I am not “A lesbian trapped in a man’s body”.
179. On Army documents, my race is not “Other”.
180. Nor is it “Secretariat, in the third”.
181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS.
182. There is no FM for “wall-to-wall counseling”.
183. My chain of command has neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups. ®
184. When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something “I saw in a cartoon”.
185. My name is not a killing word.
186. I am not the Emperor of anything.
187. Must not taunt officers in the throes of nicotine withdrawal, with cigarettes.
188. May not challenge officers to “Meet me on the field of honor, at dawn”.
189. Do not dare SERE graduates to eat bugs. They will always do it.
190. Must not make s’mores while on guard duty.
191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.
192. The proper response to a briefing is not “That’s what you think”.
193. The Masons, and Gray Aliens are not in our chain of command.
194. Shouldn’t take incriminating photos of my chain of command.
195. Shouldn’t use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.
196. I am not allowed to give tattoos.
197. I am not allowed to sing “Henry the VIII I am” until verse 68 ever again.
198. Not allowed to lead a “Coup” during training missions.
199. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.
200. My chain of command is not interested in why I “just happen” to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car.