dang that thing on my lip

[trish76642]

Tish Your not in trouble for saying Stoney56 (Jeff) is cute .... HE IS!!
Thats why I married him

OH!!! so your MG?! I been wondering all dang day..."who the heck MG?" (learn somethin knew everyday)
I'm safe then!....Thank you Granny! luv ya darlin lol

 

[Mental Granny]

He is a tease so he does end up in he dog house sometimes but, he somehow manages to get him self out ..... probably cause hes sooooo cute...... and I'm a sucker for his blue gray eyes!

 

[aa battery]

ok ok i gettin tired of da shavin thing but i must tell you the attention i been gettin is fabulousa HEY HEY

 

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

HI Rick: you have the right idea, put the broad in front for a shield, they are expndable, in fact they are a dreg on the market in the Orient -- now you know why I loved the Orient hehehehe.

As for that Moustache, while exploring in the Yucatan jungles, I pampered and developed a nice lil goatee combination, etc. One day I found a small store in an isolated Indian ranch and decided to get some suppllies.. When I entered I found a no. of flashing eyed, sexy female critters there. I sorta stuck out my chest, pulled in the tummy, stuck the chin out, and started to strut my stuff as the Great White Explorer. They started to giggle, then I over heard a low whisper referring to a biily goat sigh.

RIP the first attempt and ego.

A later attempt also bit the dust when my cousin made the same thoughtless remark. sniff.. Females can be cruel guys. . sigh. No more goatee attempts, since Tiger says no way.

Don Jose de La Mancha

 

[boogeyman]

Thanks funny thing more women looked my way today.

AA! We better not see any posts starting out. I got busted now I'm posting from my laptop out in my tent in the backyard.

Lip feels kinda funny in the breeze don't it.

 

[aa battery]

my lip do feel naked

 

[Monty]

I had a mustache and beard for a while but couldn't stand it. It always itched. Everything I ate or drank stayed with me all day. Sneezing or blowing my nose always left a mess. Everyone wanted to know if I was Amish. My dog tried to bite me. Everyone thought me and my Dad were brothers as I looked 30 years older. My wife said it turned her off. A Robin followed me around all spring wanting to build a nest in it. I kept getting stopped by the police. Everytime I went shopping security followed me around the store. If I saw someone watching me I'd approach them and ask where the turtle neck mens socks were. They didn't know. Some went to find out! They never came back. All the dopers thought I was a NARC. All the NARCS thought I was a doper. My hair was black and my beard was white. I looked like a skunk. After a few days in the woods the skunks thought I was a skunk. They got into a fight with the goats. I never much cared much for a beard on a woman. But I knew one with a mustache. She was always hitting on me but I refused. I didn't cotton to a woman with more facial hair than me! So, I'll stay slick faced as long as they make razors. Shaving is a chore, but what else do I have to do? 'Sides metal detectin' that is. Monty

 

[K*E*L*L*Y]

My wife said it turned her off.

i love your wife monty!

 

[trish76642]

awww Monty...thats the saddest funniest thing i've read all day! LOL...poor thing


And Mr. Real? Thats only because you were in the wrong place (foreign country) at the wrong time!