Bobbyw
Jr. Member
So I managed to get a day off of work. I Left the house with my metal detector, back pack for finds, a tree stand, a bow and a back pack for deer hunting. I was ready for some fun! My first stop was a house from the early 1900's I recently obtained permission to metal detect. I was not finding much in the yard so I headed for the woods. As I went down a hill in a ditch line I came across an old dump site. Nothing special but I figured I would do a little bottle digging anyway. After digging out a two man saw that was about 4 foot long and a few bottles, I flipped over a old rusted piece of sheet metal. That's when the so called fun began. It turns out it was covering a yellow jackets nest. I took off running like a mad man,but not fast enough. I was covered in yellow jackets and they were stinging the crap out of me. By the time I made it out of the woulds I was half naked and smacking myself like a ****** right in front of the house. I thought great, they are probably looking out the window saying what's this idiot doing? To make it worse I had to go back and get my backpack that was sitting next to the hive. After finding a long stick, I was able to fish it out without getting stung again. I don't even know how many times I was stung. I hit the road and called my wife to tell the story and she said I should go to the hospital. I said why, did you see a deer there? Obviously, deer hunting was more important. Anyway, I did manage to see a few deer and I made it home without killing myself. Back to work tomorrow.lol
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