BC1969
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This joke my pops made up like 60 years ago I have told it many times, never as well as he did.
So there was this old salesman who was not having much luck selling much of anything in rural alabama, on his way back home driving down a old country road he spied this little out of the way bar and figured he would stop in for a cold one.
So he goes into the bar and is sitting at the bar sipping his beer when he hears somebody yelling and cussing saying laugh you stupid son of a gun, and turns around to see what all the fuss is about, right then a curtain opens up and out stomps a man still cussing at a horse in the back room, which happens to have a large glass display case of cash next to it.
He looks at the bartender and says whats with that horse and that big pile of cash ?
the bartender looks at the salesman and says oh that there is a special horse, if you can make him laugh you can keep the big pile of cash, but it costs 20 bucks to try...but good luck its been 12 years he has never laughed yet..the salesman says pfft no problem, finishes his beer and then hands the bartender his 20 bucks...I'll be right back.
So the salesman goes to the back and closes the curtain, and I swear its not 30 seconds later and you hear the most wild laughing you can imagine, the curtain opens up and out walks the salesman, by now the horse is rolling all over the floor laughing its butt off, the salesman walks over grabs the big pot of cash and walks briskly out the door.
Fast forward 15 years and the same old salesman finds himself once again on the same lonely stretch of road and stops into the old bar for a beer.
in he goes and sees the same old horse and the same old bartender and asks hey I think I'll make some more easy cash, and the old bartender remembering the man says HAH it's not going to be so easy this time, oh yeah how so asks the salesman, the bartender looks at him and says this time you need to make the horse cry..and it costs 50 bucks now..old salesman says pfft no problem, finishes his beer hands the bartender his 50 bucks which goes into an even larger pot of cash this time, walks to the back and closes the curtain.
Now to everybodys astonishment just a minute passes and you hear the most pathetic terrible whining you have ever heard in your life, the curtain opens up and the horse is sitting on its rump bawling its eyes out, the salesman walks over to the pot of cash and grabs it, and proceeds to walk towards the door, the bartender says Hey wait a damn minute! you think you can atleast tell us how you did it ?!?!?
The old salesman smiles at the bartender and says it was easy as pie.
The first time I told him my d1ck was bigger than his.
And the second time I showed him.
Hope you enjoyed this joke.
Mike
So there was this old salesman who was not having much luck selling much of anything in rural alabama, on his way back home driving down a old country road he spied this little out of the way bar and figured he would stop in for a cold one.
So he goes into the bar and is sitting at the bar sipping his beer when he hears somebody yelling and cussing saying laugh you stupid son of a gun, and turns around to see what all the fuss is about, right then a curtain opens up and out stomps a man still cussing at a horse in the back room, which happens to have a large glass display case of cash next to it.
He looks at the bartender and says whats with that horse and that big pile of cash ?
the bartender looks at the salesman and says oh that there is a special horse, if you can make him laugh you can keep the big pile of cash, but it costs 20 bucks to try...but good luck its been 12 years he has never laughed yet..the salesman says pfft no problem, finishes his beer and then hands the bartender his 20 bucks...I'll be right back.
So the salesman goes to the back and closes the curtain, and I swear its not 30 seconds later and you hear the most wild laughing you can imagine, the curtain opens up and out walks the salesman, by now the horse is rolling all over the floor laughing its butt off, the salesman walks over grabs the big pot of cash and walks briskly out the door.
Fast forward 15 years and the same old salesman finds himself once again on the same lonely stretch of road and stops into the old bar for a beer.
in he goes and sees the same old horse and the same old bartender and asks hey I think I'll make some more easy cash, and the old bartender remembering the man says HAH it's not going to be so easy this time, oh yeah how so asks the salesman, the bartender looks at him and says this time you need to make the horse cry..and it costs 50 bucks now..old salesman says pfft no problem, finishes his beer hands the bartender his 50 bucks which goes into an even larger pot of cash this time, walks to the back and closes the curtain.
Now to everybodys astonishment just a minute passes and you hear the most pathetic terrible whining you have ever heard in your life, the curtain opens up and the horse is sitting on its rump bawling its eyes out, the salesman walks over to the pot of cash and grabs it, and proceeds to walk towards the door, the bartender says Hey wait a damn minute! you think you can atleast tell us how you did it ?!?!?
The old salesman smiles at the bartender and says it was easy as pie.
The first time I told him my d1ck was bigger than his.
And the second time I showed him.
Hope you enjoyed this joke.
Mike
