Just some quickies

[onfire]

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the
night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it
home OK!



I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next cr ap could spell
disaster.


Bought the missus a hamster-skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last
night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.



A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this
country so that they can see their own doctor.

 

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[stefen]

Not my idea of a quickie...

Although, I had a morner yesterday...its actually a nooner but sooner....