Hmmmmmm. I apreciate the cooler heads in the thread. Especially since I usually don't like to tell some one they're full of malarky "in public". Sometimes I guess I'm just too sensitive.
In any case, while in grade school, as mentioned, I coated dimes and pennies with mercury and carried the coins around in my pockets until I spent them. (Usually for a couple of hours.)

Then, we only got rid of the clothes when they were too ragged to wear any longer.
When I was about 16, I accidently broke a thermometer and after reintegrating all of the thousands of tiny beads into a single ball, I put it ("YIKES") in my mouth so I wouldn't lose it. It felt cool rolling it around under my tongue.
And then, (I really become a bad boy) I came to CA and got interested in prospecting. (With a 4 year hiatus for the military,) after my discharge, I continued with my wild ways. Course it got worse when I began dredging and finding gold with (gasp!) MERCURY on it. Hey, you couldn't sell or even possess it. It could only be sold to the Gov. So, what to do, what to do?? Ahhh, Mr. Hogel would know. So I went to the Gov. Assayers office and asked how to get mercury off of gold. He said, "Using nitric acid is the easiest way". So, I went to the drug store and bought a quart of nitric acid.
After disolving the mercury in the acid, I poured the acid (with mercury in suspension,) into another glass, then dropped a bead of zinc into the acid, then stood there watching, totally entranced, while the acid disolved the zinc and the mercury started appearing on the "shrinking" bead of zinc. I only took my eyes off of it for a moment while I learned that; if you breath the fumes, you're going to cough.............A LOT!!
I believe I handled at least 150 pounds of mercury over the years, both in recovery and collecting gold.
Now, since I'll turn 75 this January, at what age do you think I might start suffering the effects of my death defying tactics while handling mercury
(Incidently, I WAS cautious to a degree. I never did any of my processing inside.)
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