LawrencetheMDer
Bronze Member
- Joined
- Feb 22, 2014
- Messages
- 1,142
- Reaction score
- 2,979
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- Location
- Ohio and Florida
- Detector(s) used
- Minelab Manticore w M8, M11 and M15 coils, , Minelab CTX3030 w 11" and 17" DD coils,
Minelab Excalibur II w 10" coil, Equinox 800 (4) w 11" and 15" coils,
Pointers; Garrett Carrot, Pro Find 35,
- Primary Interest:
- Beach & Shallow Water Hunting
Trigger Warning: This post contains humor...to those who think it is funny. May be upsetting if you don’t think it is funny. So don’t read this post if you’re not going to think it is funny.
Rated (*****) stars by those who have read it.
Decided to dry sand hunt a popular beach on the west side of Florida in cold and dreary conditions. As typical this time of year and climate, to my advantage few souls were on the 2 mile beach. I usually hunt in the surf, but I was in there for 4 hrs the other day and got a little hypothermia and nothing much else. The next day after that hunt my head was killing me – a sign of hypothermia from the day before. Water just didn’t look inviting, today.
It was an hour into my 4 hr beach hunt with my Equinox 800 with 15” coil, when I came across a vape pen, tip and battery. Said “Hybrid” on the side and “Trulieve” running along the tip. Looked it up on Google and it is a medical thc tip, 78% pure. Someone said that “It worked AND it worked!” But I’m not sure who…
How do I get back to my car?
After meandering the high tide line for about an hour, I next came across an unused (thankfully) pair of “Magnum” condoms in foil-type packaging. I think they’re an extra large size so they might fit and so I asked my wife about trying them out - Now this is where the death part comes in….
I was just joking!
Just before I finished my hunt I came across a cremation tag from the “Lakeland” crematory. In my 5 month hunting season along the west coast of Florida I come across 5 – 6 cremation tags a year. Earlier this year I even wrote a short review about cremation tags on TreasureNet.com. I’ve seen tags from Lakeland before. Someday, possibly sooner then I expect, a metal detectorist is going to find a tag with my number on it! By the way, I throw them back in after documenting them. Hint hint.
Metal detecting, drugs, sex and death; well, maybe not the sex part but an interesting hunt nevertheless. Hopefully, death, will not soon follow...now what did I do with that vape pen
Happy Hunting
Honey, I hate to see them go to waste!
$#%**&@&#+ Over my dead body!
And I wouldn’t put it past you!
Rated (*****) stars by those who have read it.
Decided to dry sand hunt a popular beach on the west side of Florida in cold and dreary conditions. As typical this time of year and climate, to my advantage few souls were on the 2 mile beach. I usually hunt in the surf, but I was in there for 4 hrs the other day and got a little hypothermia and nothing much else. The next day after that hunt my head was killing me – a sign of hypothermia from the day before. Water just didn’t look inviting, today.
It was an hour into my 4 hr beach hunt with my Equinox 800 with 15” coil, when I came across a vape pen, tip and battery. Said “Hybrid” on the side and “Trulieve” running along the tip. Looked it up on Google and it is a medical thc tip, 78% pure. Someone said that “It worked AND it worked!” But I’m not sure who…
How do I get back to my car?
After meandering the high tide line for about an hour, I next came across an unused (thankfully) pair of “Magnum” condoms in foil-type packaging. I think they’re an extra large size so they might fit and so I asked my wife about trying them out - Now this is where the death part comes in….
I was just joking!
Just before I finished my hunt I came across a cremation tag from the “Lakeland” crematory. In my 5 month hunting season along the west coast of Florida I come across 5 – 6 cremation tags a year. Earlier this year I even wrote a short review about cremation tags on TreasureNet.com. I’ve seen tags from Lakeland before. Someday, possibly sooner then I expect, a metal detectorist is going to find a tag with my number on it! By the way, I throw them back in after documenting them. Hint hint.
Metal detecting, drugs, sex and death; well, maybe not the sex part but an interesting hunt nevertheless. Hopefully, death, will not soon follow...now what did I do with that vape pen
Honey, I hate to see them go to waste!
$#%**&@&#+ Over my dead body!
And I wouldn’t put it past you!
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