My favorite quotation

alexfm123 · Dec 24, 2009

A couple of my favorites:

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies."
-Stephen King's Shawshank Redemption

"I have the heart of a small boy....I keep it in a jar on my desk."
-Stephen King

What can I say, I really like his work.

raidersfans4 · Dec 24, 2009

Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers.

spartacus53 · Dec 25, 2009

There are some really good ones here, as well as funny ones..

Steven Wright:
"You can't have everything; where would you put it?"
"It's a small world, but I would hate to have to paint it".

Jackie Gleason:
"Be nice to the people on your way up the ladder, because you will meet the same people on the way down".

Old Dog · Dec 25, 2009

"Merry Christmas"

Old Dog 2009

newnan man · Dec 27, 2009

It does not require many words to speak the truth.
Cheif Joseph
Nez Perce

Old Dog · Dec 27, 2009

greydigger said:
This one is relevant to the season.
Kids are in bed waiting for Santa.
Mom and Dad are up late doing last minute things.
Tired after all the rush and confusion and hoping everything will be as best they can do.
One last thing before they are done and can relax in bed.
They look at each other and share those 3 magic words.

"SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"

Batteries not included !

irbaddadjoe · Jan 9, 2010

If it is possible. It is done.
If it is Impossible. It will be done.
Evel Knieval

SaintSea · Jan 13, 2010

"Be kind - for everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle." Plato

DD-777 · Feb 3, 2011

"Somedays your the seagull, other days your the statue..."

Old Dog · Feb 3, 2011

Damn,
I've been feeling a lot like a statue lately.

Red James Cash · Feb 16, 2011

Heres a quote that alot of people probably never heard before.I got a kick out of it after reading it. I wish i could remember the name of the book i read it in because i would love to read it again. The book was about Tecumseh (shawnee chief 1768-1812) During a series of heated treaty talks, i believe with Governor William henry harrison. Tecumseh arrived at one of the talks with his peace pipe tomahawk stuck in his belt. Harrison questioned tecumseh about bringing the weapon. Tecumseh replied that he brought the tomahawk " Because before the day is over i might have to use either one end or the other" :laughing7: