old sayings please add yours

[DeepseekerADS]

On the question and definition of "If"....

If a frog had wings it wouldn't bounce its' tail when it hopped....

Courtesy of my late father...

 

[DeepseekerADS]

And from my grandmother...

"Well, bless her heart"

And then she would begin her "disassembly"

 

[Peyton Manning]

1. don't trust whitey
2. the LORD loves a working man
3. if you get it, go to the Doctor and get rid of it

 

[GMD52]

" Here's a quarter, call someone who cares"

" If it's not broke, don't fix it"

 

[truckinbutch]

If that boy ever meets a turtle it will be face to face . He ain't never gonna pass one .

 

[truckinbutch]

Swaller a live toad every morning . That will be the worst thing you have to face all day .

 

[foiler]

A old New England saying - "Use it up, wear it out. Make it do or do without."

 

[Frankn]

That's like pisssing in the ocean and trying to raise the level.
Never pisss in the wind.
Frank...

 

[GMD52]

" By the time I count to three, you'd better....................."

" If I wanted it tomorrow, I'd call you tomorrow"

 

[Frankyg]

May you find your way to heaven before the devil knows you are dead.

Give a beggar a horse and he'll ride to hell

Touch the devil and you can't let go

When you sup with the devil use a long spoon.

My Mum had a thing about 'De Divil' as she called him!!

 

[GMD52]

" If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS"

 

[Frankyg]

" If my Aunt had balls she'd be my uncle"