Old sayings

Twitterpated! (From "Bambi")

If you can't say something good --- don't say nothing at all!"
 

My family all said these on a regular basis...

"stop that before I jerk a knot in your tail" mother
"tell it to the wind" Indiana MIL
"fast as moodas' goose" which I found was from Ireland
 

when one door closes. another one opens.
 

now......................lets look at it like this ? when one door opens. another one closes. and where does that leave me ?
 

Someone asks... Where is so and so......... He went to the outhouse and the pigs ate him

The way I heard it down here "she went to & tha hogs ater......."
 

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My father had some sayings....I cannot say them here because I would probably get "Sammed", or booted from posting for awhile. Wait, did I just create one with "Sammed"? I believe I just did!

Sammed? That is epic!
Maybe we can also use this in other ways...like I'll be sammed :)
 

Sharp as a tack
i remember in grade school sometimes the evil school kids would put tacks on the teachers chair. and i would think to myself ? should i say something and be a rat ? no, i'm not going to say anything. now mind you this was in catholic school. (maybe they deserve it) so the teacher comes in and sits down. huh ? no reaction ? what the ? is she just bearing with the pain ? is the tack in the wrong place ? oh i know just another dead axx.
 

Someone asks... Where is so and so......... He went to the outhouse and the pigs ate him

Ten miles away from me in Butterfield Missouri a man vanished a few years ago. It was a situation where a woman was cheating on her husband. The fellow was fed to hogs according to sources. But it hasn't been proven. We don't have CSI here :) With a little thought it isn't hard to get away with murder around here.
 

The way I heard it down here "she went to & tha hogs ater......."
must of been one of the ones that looked good enuf to eat. and they say men are pigs ?
 

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