Don't piss against the wind. Don't miss on superman cape. There's a storm coming, it's going to be a frog strangler. Kiss my grits. You are nobody till somebody loves you. Great balls of fire.
My friends wife cooks the worst biscuits in the world, he gave one to his dog, he took one bite, spit it out, he had to lick his butt to get the taste out. Thanks for reading. Marion
A member of Butch Cassidy's bunch talking about a sheriff that had tried to chase them down, "He was so slow he couldn't catch cold in a Montana blizzard."
Talking about an outlaw that had been shot, "He died of lead poisoning."