Short gun story

[DeepseekerADS]

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a Ruger 9mm with a ten shot magazine and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."

A voice from the back of the room called out, "You need more ammo".

 

[releventchair]

Ouch.
Hang your head and leave ,or buy a round of drinks?

 

[stefen]

Stand closer to the urinal if y'all h.ave a shorty....

 

[ecmo]

That's funny right there,I don't care who you are.

 

[aa battery]

oh my

 

[marion moore]

that's great, I have not heard that one before.

thanks for posting, marion

I was being interview for job a few years ago, the

boss was telling me different things about the company.

when he was done, talking I ask him how many people

do you have working in the company, he said, oh,

about half of them. ok I'm done

 

[stefen]

oh my

Go ahead and finish the sentence son...

 

[A2coins]

That's freakin funny

 

[Holyground]

Have you been talking to my ex-wife?