The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert

[vibes]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Cheers

 

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[shaun7]

i keep trying that but work wont go away!

i may take up glue sniffing and see if that works

 

[BIG61AL]

Help....I have a severe case......I think I need a double dose of treatment....on the rocks!

 

[deepskyal]

Got a good hardy laugh from that...THANKS

Al

 

[smurf-42]

I need to print this and hang it at work. In 6 1/2 hours today, I did around 500 shirts.

Sue

 

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

Sheesh, I guess that I will have to report this thread to the mods as having too many filthy obscene words in it.

Don Jose de La Mancha