Wah Wah Waaaaahhhhh....
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It turned out to be 'gas station' gold or gypsy gold. 😭 😭 😭
I took it to a pawnshop and they showed me a sizeable key ring full of the stuff, and said it was a terrible scam. I think the guy felt worse for me than I did for myself, but I assured him, I *DID* simply find it in the river. Easy come, easy go!
Whelp - back to the river I go! I'm just glad it's now out of circulation and it's not going to fool anyone else!
A genuine thank you to both the dreamers that were excited with me, and the skeptics that know better!