Thought i would let you all know

[Mad Machinist]

I had applied for an advisor position within President Tramp's cabinet. I recently interviewed for an advisor position. The only thing I'm going to say about it is if they want a war, they got one.

 

[Kenmitch]

If you really want the position you shouldn't be calling him President Tramp.

 

[russau]

I wanted a body guard position BUT they said F.O.G.s need not apply !i just wanted to wear one of them suits and carry the Mac-10 or something that was REAL loud when you pull the trigger ! MM I hope you get the position!!

 

[Mad Machinist]

If you really want the position you shouldn't be calling him President Tramp.

Its the spell check on this stupid tablet. Keep turning it off but it comes back on when I charge it.

If he doesn't play this right, that'll be one of the nicer things I'll call him straight to his face given the chance.

 

[Mad Machinist]

I wanted a body guard position BUT they said F.O.G.s need not apply !i just wanted to wear one of them suits and carry the Mac-10 or something that was REAL loud when you pull the trigger ! MM I hope you get the position!!

Hell man, if that is all you wanted, swing by my place someday. I gots lots of loud toys. I'll let you play with the rifle i "forgot" I (tried conning the wife into letting me buy a new one). It's a 338-.378 Weatherby Magnum. The sound of that thing going off with the muzzle brake on it is guaranteed to kill any and every animal within a half mile. Thank god we're allowed to hunt with suppressors here now.

 

[wildminer]

Watch your flank.

 

[Mad Machinist]

Watch your flank.

No worries, my friend. I don't even go to the bathroom without my .45 on my hip now

 

[DizzyDigger]

If he doesn't play this right, that'll be one of the nicer
things I'll call him straight to his face given the chance.

You applied for, and were interviewed for a position as a Special Advisor.

Special Advisor for what?

What do you mean by "If he doesn't play this right..." ?

Also, in the vetting process they do look closely (these days) at your
social media.

I think you might have just lost your chance at the job.

The .338-.378 Weatherby sounds interesting. I worked for a Weatherby dealer back in the
early 80's, and while we knew of the cartridge, it was not available in a production Weatherby.

If you need to reach out and touch something from a long distance, that's the critter
to have against your shoulder.

 

[Laz7777]

I applied to be Melania's bodyguard (night shift), also Ivanka's (any shift)....they said they be in touch well, that was my idea too !

 

[russau]

DARN!!! That was my second choice!

 

[Laz7777]

Melania dumped me for Donald...now she wants me back.
wimmin, go figger!

 

[utah mason]

I wanted a body guard position BUT they said F.O.G.s need not apply !i just wanted to wear one of them suits and carry the Mac-10 or something that was REAL loud when you pull the trigger ! MM I hope you get the position!!

The gun of choice for the secret service is the p-90 a 9mm