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[mastereagle22]

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[mastereagle22]

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Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

 

[Mental Granny]

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? mine was the last thing the thought for the day from the idiot whom wants to show his buddies how stupid he is.

 

[Cynangyl]

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? mine was the last thing the thought for the day from the idiot whom wants to show his buddies how stupid he is.

kinda like famous last words "watch this!" lol

 

[mastereagle22]

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? mine was the last thing the thought for the day from the idiot whom wants to show his buddies how stupid he is.

OIC, Look at THIS......man..... gotcha!

 

[aa battery]

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[Old Dog]

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Remember don't squat in a cactus patch

Evy,
I was taught not to squat on my spurs.

And never dig a well real close to the outhouse.

I was also taught to beware of a man who only owns one gun....
He probably knows how to use it really well.

 

[Mental Granny]

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Thats a good one!


Never drink down stream from the herd!

 

[Old Dog]

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? mine was the last thing the thought for the day from the idiot whom wants to show his buddies how stupid he is.

OIC, Look at THIS......man..... gotcha!

Sounds a bit along the lines of

"Hold my beer ...Watch this!"

 

[Mental Granny]

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YUP!

 

[aa battery]

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Siete stato mai condannato in Italia?

 

[Old Dog]

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This is a fun and silly question to ask a kid (or anyone if it isn't already old hat to them) The object is to say the words as fast as you can.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer

A woodchuck would chuck all of the wood that a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could
chuck wood.

The one that I heard when I was younger that kept the kid wondering was...

If a chicken and a half, laid an egg and a half, in a day and a half...
How long would it take a grasshopper to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

 

[Pepper2004]

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

 

[mastereagle22]

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If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

 

[rmptr]

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VERY good, Pepper!

 

[gnewt]

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If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

No, because I tried it with me and I got more wrinkles and blew bubbles in the water without sticking my head in it. If you don't think thats a gas don't sniff cause they will call you a crybaby. Gnewt

 

[truckinbutch]

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If you take in a starving dog and elevate him above his station he will not bite you.......
There lies the principle difference between dog and man.

 

[Old Dog]

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

I resemble that !

 

[The.Boomer]

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Do not cast your pearls before swine lest they trample them underfoot.


Guess I just blew that !

 

[gnewt]

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If you give a man a fish, you feed him for the day.
If you teach a man to fish he will sit in a boat all weekend , drink beer and tell you many lies.