Todays thought

[Mental Granny]

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Good One!

 

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[Mental Granny]

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THATS what a friend DOES!

 

[Old Dog]

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The good Lord didn't create anything
Without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

 

[greydigger]

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It was so hot here last week the corn in the fields all popped.
The crows thought it was snow and froze to death.

 

[Old Dog]

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"The only difference between a politician,
and a bucket of road apples is....

The bucket has a handle."
~EE

 

[wesfrye53]

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Sometimes I pee when I laugh!

 

[mastereagle22]

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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. S.Wright

 

[radarwill]

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quote from 20th century Will Rogers:

"I've never met an ugly woman, just lots a whole hell of a lotter better looking"

 

[Eu_citzen]

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"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off."

"So I went to the dentist. he said "Say Aaah". I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died"

-- Tommy Cooper

 

[rmptr]

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Lewis Grizzard did have some good stuff....


It's difficult to think bad thoughts when eating a homegrown tomato.

 

[greydigger]

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Where does the white go when the snow melts?

 

[truckinbutch]

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The sun doesn't shine in the same dog's butt every day.

 

[truckinbutch]

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I tell my grandkids 'If you want to act stupid you have to be tough'.
Last round of a grandson dinging himself doing what he had been told not to do resulted in him telling me through stiffeled tears,
"BOY,PAPPY! You gotta be stupid to act tough."

 

[greydigger]

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When light bulbs quit they are full of darkness.
That's why they call them vacuum tubes.

 

[mastereagle22]

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First things first, but not necessarily in that order. Dr. Who

 

[stoney56]

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The road to Happiness is lined with potholes.

 

[Old Dog]

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The road to Happiness is lined with potholes.

You sure nailed that one Jeff.

 

[greydigger]

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I found a grandfather clock that was so old -
the shadow of the pendulum had worn a groove in the back.

 

[mastereagle22]

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This piece of bacon is so thin it only has one side....

 

[stoney56]

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Life can be good depending on what you put into the recipe.