Todays thought

[Old Dog]

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"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really
great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ~Mark Twain

 

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[Kentucky Kache]

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If you take in a starving dog and elevate him above his station he will not bite you.......
There lies the principle difference between dog and man.

But try that with a snake.

 

[EDDE]

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if a water melon is 97% water then if you add 3% more water would it be a cloud ?

 

[The.Boomer]

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if a water melon is 97% water then if you add 3% more water would it be a cloud ?

Yep, a cloud with a green lining.

 

[Old Dog]

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if a water melon is 97% water then if you add 3% more water would it be a cloud ?

More fun if you add vodka !

 

[truckinbutch]

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If you take in a starving dog and elevate him above his station he will not bite you.......
There lies the principle difference between dog and man.

But try that with a snake.

How did lawyers enter into this conversation?

 

[FL Junkman]

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Why are hotdog buns packaged eight per package and weiners packed seven per package??

 

[mastereagle22]

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What is another word for "thesaurus"?

One of my all-time favorites.

 

[Cynangyl]

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DEJA MOO---The feeling I have heard this BS before

 

[rockhound]

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Better to be peed off than peed on.

 

[Ray S S]

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defination locomotive


A rediculus reason for doing something

 

[Old Dog]

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

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Why am I here?

 

[Old Dog]

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explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

[NEAL]

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If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day
but if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.....

 

[Old Dog]

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Why don't all comparativ adjectives compare?
The word "Wet" for example compares out with , wet, wetter, wettest.
or the word "good'' which spreads out to, good, better and best.

Then comes the most courious of comparatives.
The one that is at best alone, and for good reason. It doesn't work.

The word is Dead.

 

[mastereagle22]

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Actually Ray I like this one:


Where are we going and why are we all in this handbasket.....

And an original by ME

My chicken soup for the soul has been tainted with Salmonella.

 

[Cynangyl]

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lol love them both!

 

[Michigan Badger]

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I haven't had this much fun.....since the hogs ate my little brother

TW

Haha! Love it!

Change it to older brother and it would be perfect.

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

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Thought for the day

Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
Is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist