Todays thought

[greydigger]

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I cried because I had no shoes.
Then I met a man that had no feet.
So I took his shoes - he didn't need them!

 

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[mastereagle22]

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A wise man once told me:

If you didn't make any mistakes during the day, by the end of the day did you really learn anything?

 

[mastereagle22]

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Depends on if it fell or was felled. If it was felled some environmental wackos would go out and chain themselves to the tree and protest.....

 

[Kentucky Kache]

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Depends on if it fell or was felled. If it was felled some environmental wackos would go out and chain themselves to the tree and protest.....

Hopefully they are chained to the side in which direction the tree is falling.

 

[DD-777]

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"To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy."

fortune cookie

 

[PBK]

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The longest journey begins with a single step.


Hey, no sense in overdoing it, right?

 

[Old Dog]

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The longest journey begins with a single step.


Hey, no sense in overdoing it, right?

You sure got that right

 

[mastereagle22]

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be careful what you wish for you just might get it

 

[PBK]

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It is a noble thing in this life to help others out at every opportunity... no matter how they got in.

 

[Mental Granny]

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Tummy rubs can bring good luck!

Dont know why this is the thought that hit me this am! hehe!




PBK I agree Love it!

 

[DD-777]

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"people die if they are killed..."

Japanimation.

 

[mastereagle22]

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People also die if they stop breathing air

 

[stoney56]

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Life is filled with pit stops.....some deeper than others.

 

[Cynangyl]

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Life is filled with pit stops.....some deeper than others.

why do I always find the deep ones??

 

[PBK]

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Every three seconds, somewhere in the world a woman gives birth to another baby.


Can no one find this woman and stop her?

 

[DD-777]

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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
The short story had to contain the following three things:
1. Religion
2. Sexuality
3. Mystery
This was the only A+ story in the entire class:

"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."

 

[Eu_citzen]

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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
The short story had to contain the following three things:
1. Religion
2. Sexuality
3. Mystery
This was the only A+ story in the entire class:

"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."

 

[rmptr]

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Is the best man for the job a woman?

 

[Kentucky Kache]

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Is the best man for the job a woman?

No.

 

[aa battery]

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Sometimes I pee when I laugh!

WES please no more thoughts