Trump to Declare National Emergency Today

[Megalodon]

Whilst standing in line... say loudly - "I should have stocked up before quarantining".

Even better to do this with a cart full of just beer, wine and hard liquor - or a cart full of condoms.

 

[ARC]

Even better to do this with a cart full of just beer, wine and hard liquor - or a cart full of condoms.

Hmmm this also begs the question...

IF I am drinking high proof rum continuously am I considered "sterile". :P

 

[Megalodon]

Hmmm this also begs the question...

IF I am drinking high proof rum continuously am I considered "sterile". :P

Do you know any volunteers to test this?

 

[ANTIQUARIAN]

Lots of folks are panicking in my area as well, I blame some of this on sensationalism by social media!

I'm heading to the grocery store in 60 mins, told my wife... "if I'm not home by 10am, feel free to get remarried"!

Dave

 

[BillA]

ARC - you're going in the control group - fake rum

 

[ARC]

Lots of folks are panicking in my area as well, I blame some of this on sensationalism by social media!

I'm heading to the grocery store in 60 mins, told my wife... "if I'm not home by 10am, feel free to get remarried"!

Dave

Agreed.

Listen... IMO... I think the world in general is and has been in a state of suspended "tension".

Seems people are just a hair trigger away from "freaking out"... like they are waiting for "something"... "anything"... to happen.

And when the signs of something that "may be it" comes along... people freak the F___ out.

We have had hurricanes here since time began... many were passive about them in the past... now... when hurricane is even thought to MAYBE come our way... people flip.

 

[ARC]

ARC - you're going in the control group - fake rum

Well I always say... "fake rum is better than no rum" :P

 

[BillA]

a new mantra, repeat after me: fake rum is better than no rum
and again

don't think it is gonna be sufficient

 

[ARC]

Correction... just announced on the news...

ALL Florida theme parks will now be closed starting Monday.

 

[jeff of pa]

You, sir, yes, you the one with the thermometer - follow me (from the back of the line) we'll ring you up at the service desk...

May work if Someone takes the Last Bottle Of Milk, If you sneeze in the Direction of their Cart

 

[Machkin]

My dad says he is not worried, he survived the Korean War without getting a STD so he thinks he is immune. Mom didn't think that was funny.

 

[digging440yrs]

 

[digging440yrs]

Gov. Pritzker has ordered all Illinois schools to close starting Tuesday march 17th until at least the end of march

 

[A#1]

Anyone considered the average age of the people on this forum?

Unfortunately, I see a slight decline coming in the number of active posters.

That's just the way it is.

 

[djackson7348]

That's why I make sure my virus protection stays updated. Don't want to catch the flu from my keyboard...

 

[Megalodon]

Mass graves seen from space in Iran. Interesting that people the world over have one thing in common - a distrust of the gov't reports:

https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/cor...-in-iran-allegedly-shown-in-satellite-images/

 

[A#1]

Good intel, but those products were wiped out in my Oh-Zee about a week ago.

 

[digging440yrs]

Thread started for information on the coronavirus, if it helps 1 person or 20 -its all good

 

[chub]

Haha, it is hard to believe that a casino would turn anyone away. But it is a very interesting application of thermal imaging.

I used to often get thermally scanned travelling throughout central and west Africa. All passengers did...for years

chub

 

[newnan man]

My Dr. went to write me a prescription yesterday. He pulled a thermometer from his front pocket, looked at it and said, " hmm, some a**hole has my ink pen!