Watch this space?

old man · May 12, 2015

My wife hates it when I wake up in the neighbors yard in the morning. All she does is nag, nag, nag.

sads669 and BVI, Cheers, have a good trip. I'll just sit here in my chair until you get back.

BVI Hunter · May 12, 2015

old man said:
My wife hates it when I wake up in the neighbors yard in the morning. .

My wife hates it when I wake up in the neighbor....... :tongue3:

old man · May 12, 2015

BVI Hunter said:
My wife hates it when I wake up in the neighbor.......

sads669, is right. You're going to get us banned. You rascal.

releventchair · May 12, 2015

BVI Hunter said:
My wife hates it when I wake up in the neighbor.......

Good thing she got a pre-nup.

old man · May 12, 2015

releventchair said:
Good thing she got a pre-nup.

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Relavantchair, you don't know how on target you were with that post.
There is no prenup. I am penniless, but my wife is due to inherit over a million from her mother. Someday it will be her money, not mine and I am in no hurry for her to collect.

BVI Hunter · May 12, 2015

old man said:
inherit over a million from her mother. Someday it will be her money.

A million Bucks you say?

just so happens I am looking for an investor!

let me begin........

"well you see, I found this Bell............"

:laughing7:

releventchair · May 12, 2015

old man said:
Relavantchair, you don't know how on target you were with that post.
There is no prenup. I am penniless, but my wife is due to inherit over a million from her mother. Someday it will be her money, not mine and I am in no hurry for her to collect.

Well then. To promote marital happiness ,may I suggest leaving the seat down (the seat, not the lid) and to be sure and wipe off anything you pee on that you shouldn't.
No, not with your shirtsleeve.
Hang the toilet paper right side out and touch glasses on those anniversaries!
Penniless and no bread is much different than having bread.
An agreeable female that puts up with you with no money is the one you want to be with when you do have any.
Just remember the dang seat thing. Don't ask where it's written, or why she don't look before she sits down.

MPH200 · May 12, 2015

Congratulations on 50 pages of pure enjoyment.

old man · May 12, 2015

BVI, Here's a picture of the woman that sads669, picked up in the bar. To be honest, I would have thought that she was an old nurse too. lol Although his taste in women and waitresses leaves a lot to be desired.

old man · May 12, 2015

BVI, Looks like sads669, made it to the UK and is diving. I think he needs a bigger boat.
It's great talking about him when he can't tell us to get stuffed.

DirtStalker · May 12, 2015

old man said:
BVI, Looks like sads669, made it to the UK and is diving. I think he needs a bigger boat.
It's great talking about him when he can't tell us to get stuffed.

Old Man the only thing SADS is stuffing in the UK is Boy George

DirtStalker · May 12, 2015

BREAKING NEWS...Someone we know didn't make it through customs in the UK. No wonder he liked the term STUFF IT

old man · May 12, 2015

tylerbdad said:
Old Man the only thing SADS is stuffing in the UK is Boy George
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Tyler, you the man of the hour. I just choked on a slice of pizza laughing. Poor sads669, taking all this abuse and he can't even tell us to get stuffed. Isn't it Great?

SADS 669 · May 12, 2015

Oh yea dirt bags of little faith,

I just spoke to the waitress and not only do I have the location of the wreck where her mother found the Bell ( which incidentally I posted 3 photos of already).

Her mother looks just like Boy George and I am going diving ( on, oops sorry) with her when I get back.........I may even go in the ocean too......