Re: What are these freaky things?
Nice reward, but how are you gonna determine if somebody has
postively ID'ed them, or not?
Oh, I've got it!
They are petrified deviled eggs, from the local natives' Oohboogawooga Day Picnic.
Specifically, the one that took place in 1768.
May Second, 1768. It was a Tuesday, I think, but I could be wrong on that score, since I don't have the perpetual calendar handy.
Somebody ate the weird yellow stuff outta the middle, then dropped the white parts of their deviled eggs, which rolled off the edge of the picnic blanket and onto the ground. Because these eggs were pickled in vinegar with a touch of caribou musk, the ants didn't touch 'em. Gradually, they sank into the ground and petrified, shrinking a little in the process.
Oh, yeah, and they also leached up minerals from the surrounding soil, which made them metallic.
How'd I do?
Is that a positive enough ID for ya?
