Basically what I do is collect severance pay. Since '86 I have worked for 11 companies that have went under or moved outta' town...First job as a teenager was shoveling sh*t for the local zoo. (the one job I actually quit!) I have driven for Roadway Package System, Lanter Delivery System, I worked in plastics factories, repaired dental and hospital equipment, worked for two medical testing labs, Videoed weddings and parties, painted oriental decorations on Chinese furniture, played banjo, played fiddle, drawn portraits, been a remodeling contractor, a pet sitter, a pet photographer, a landscaper, an illustrator of service manuals, a furniture finisher, a meter reader, an auto mechanic, and the last job I had was delivering bulk pharmaceutical products to hospitals and nursing homes until a competing Carrier took all the business. been unemployed for a year and living on clad coins and zinc pennies, (along with some of the above mentioned self employment pursuits), so I don't have to raid my 401k...at least it hasn't been boring!