What Exactly Your Handshake Can Reveal About You

[BC1969]

Used to work that way, until affirmative action..Bleh!

Mike

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

ok, I got one for ya'll.

A man does it standing up. I woman does it sitting down. A dog does it on three legs.
What is it?


hint: you would know if you are a turtle.

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Could always sniff his butt...works for dogs

Mike

And IF he or she is in a wheelchair...?

 

[Rebel - KGC]

I shook hands with a man that didnt have any hands,they were both burnt off.

How...?

 

[Red James Cash]

Easy,grab hold of his stump and give it a shake.

 

[Rebel - KGC]

OK, THANKS! Did he offer his "stump", FIRST...?

 

[Red James Cash]

Yup he did.

 

[worldtalker]

ok, I got one for ya'll.

A man does it standing up. I woman does it sitting down. A dog does it on three legs.
What is it?


hint: you would know if you are a turtle.

Did they get it right?

 

[bigscoop]

ok, I got one for ya'll.

A man does it standing up. I woman does it sitting down. A dog does it on three legs.
What is it?


hint: you would know if you are a turtle.

Chewing at fleas! It was the turtle hint that nailed it as they don't get fleas. This was fun, let's play again!

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Ok, another hint. Kinda like, "here's your sign".

What thread are we on?

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Yup he did.

GREAT!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Did they get it right?

LOL!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Ok, another hint. Kinda like, "here's your sign".

What thread are we on?

LOL! David Letterman Laughter Track in background...

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

LOL! Reb, we may be all be in trouble, if you the only one that "gets" me.
I guess them signs is supposed to be used for something besides reading.
Nitric, lol, I don't want ya to strain nothing.......
there's the last clue below.

Blade and Grip: Are You a Turtle?

For it is not that I would want for you to remain without knowledge.

 

[releventchair]

 

[Limitool]

I cant stand shaking hands with a guy thats like shaking hands with a jellyfish

I admit I haven't read every post here but I do agree with Red (No jellyfish approach)... Men can tell a LOT by the handshake and then the EYE contact combined. It's not a "contest" when we shake and it shouldn't be even considered to be... But a firm grip along with some eye contact and then some verbal communication can go A LONG WAY toward a first impression. Anybody who shakes my hand, makes eye contact and converses also is off to a great start.

Approach me with long orange hair, metal sticking out of your face and dressed ENTIRELY in black you might get a high five and we'll move on from there... just me.

 

[BC1969]

Don't hurt yourself Nitric!

Mike

 

[Limitool]

Don't hurt yourself Nitric! Mike

He did it again Mike.... He OD'd his mind again. Shut it down for awhile Nitric... your thinker will recharge (maybe).

 

[worldtalker]

still thinking.....

It is good to think,don't get caught-up in that thinking though, I'll give you an example,I look at a pretty woman like a flower,but,I don't want to pluck it! It's not what you think,it's HOW you think it.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

still thinking.....

I usually tell the mr.,
"don't be doing that stuff you ain't good at".
(j/k)