What is the stupidest comment you have heard from some one while detecting!!!!

[sabresfan]

Re: What is the stupidest comment you have heard from some one while detecting!!

I was detecting a rather large park when a woman and her son asked me what I was doing, I told her that " according to all the historical facts I could find and with the help of my GPS, this is the exact spot where Captain Crunch has buried a chest of his crunchberries and I intend to find them before anyone else does!", she walked away saying I was a crazy a**ho*e and the little boy saying "mommy, I want some crunchberries"!! when I told my wife this story she laughed hysterically!!

 

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[Chug And Red]

I told this story about a year ago in another thread but I think it's worth repeating:

One day, while hunting on a beach, a woman about 60 walked up and asked me if I would metal detect her head. She said a metal plate had been put in her head a few years back and she wondered if it would be detectable. She was delighted when it caused a very loud beep. Then I got out my hand-held pinpointer and exactly located it for her. It seemed to make her day. It certainly made mine.

But I'd pass if someone asked me if I could detect their pacemaker....wouldn't be a good idea.

scrubber

OMG I was Laughing so hard that i was choking!!!! I would hacve done the pin pointer to!!!!!

 

[fmerg]

i have had my share of questions from the gawkers
and one thing i always do (as long as the question are asked with respect)
is take the time to give honest informitive answers
some times i get some great info back
such as they use to have changing rooms over there or i remember seeing a picture of such and such fair here or there
ect

 

[Tony66]

Re: What is the stupidest comment you have heard from some one while detecting!!

I was detecting a rather large park when a woman and her son asked me what I was doing, I told her that " according to all the historical facts I could find and with the help of my GPS, this is the exact spot where Captain Crunch has buried a chest of his crunchberries and I intend to find them before anyone else does!", she walked away saying I was a crazy a**ho*e and the little boy saying "mommy, I want some crunchberries"!! when I told my wife this story she laughed hysterically!!

 

[midnightcaller]

I had a 7-8 year old kid ask me if I was a poor man because I was metal detecting.

 

[TooManyHobbies]

I'm a nuisance wildlife control specialist, I was detecting the local high school and I had my company truck with me. As I was digging a target a man asked me if I was trapping moles.

 

[bigscoop]

I was on a big beach, in the water.
"Does that thing run on batteries?"
This answer to this one was so obvious it nearly left me in complete silence. All I could think to reply back was , "Yes. Why yes it does. How did you know?"

 

[mainer]

"Do those Geiger counters really work?"

 

[thrillathahunt]

Teenager to his little brother as they were passing by......"See, if you don't go to college you will end up doing THAT for a living!"

 

[Monty]

"Did you know this is school property"? "Yes, I helped pay for it".

"How much do you charge to find a property line stake"?

"Are you the guy who finds and marks the underground utilities"?

"Who told you you could do that here"? (Public park with no legal restrictions) "No one, I own part of it".

Monty

 

[Cool Hand Fluke]

Yesterday while hunting in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco this Chinese guy came up to me and asked me if I was trying to kill the gophers! The parks in S.F. are infested with gophers with their gopher mounds all over the place. His english wasn't that great, he actually said "mouse" insted of gophers!

 

[miamidave]

I had to throw a gun in the bushes the other day can you help me find it?
I also get arent you scared of getting robbed

 

[Chug And Red]

Yesterday while hunting in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco this Chinese guy came up to me and asked me if I was trying to kill the gophers! The parks in S.F. are infested with gophers with their gopher mounds all over the place. His english wasn't that great, he actually said "mouse" insted of gophers!

We have Moles here, And make sure you scan the holes It is amazing what you can find dug up by the Critters!!!!

You might have to dig down a bit to receive them!!! Chug!!!

 

[Deftone]

I was detecting around some school bleachers and a feller was eyeballin me for bout thirty minutes and walked over to me. He said " give me half of what you got or I'll turn you in for vagrancy." So I said "yes sir" and quickly reached in my bag and offered half of my tabs and can slaw. Shaking his head
in disgust he walked off.

 

[heepiepow]

LOL!

I'm too poor atm to detect, but these posts are hilarious!!!

 

[Chug And Red]

I was detecting around some school bleachers and a feller was eyeballin me for bout thirty minutes and walked over to me. He said " give me half of what you got or I'll turn you in for vagrancy." So I said "yes sir" and quickly reached in my bag and offered half of my tabs and can slaw. Shaking his head
in disgust he walked off.

Great one, I'll have to remember that one!!!!!

 

[kenley]

A number of years ago, I was working for a large service company, had just got off work and still had on my coveralls. My buddy flagged me down and ask if I wanted to hunt a park with him. We had just got started when two bus loads of kids started unloading with picnic baskets. The teacher/driver ask what we were doing? I replied that we were just getting ready to turn on the park sprinklers. It only took them 5 minutes to load back up.

 

[Chug And Red]

 

[BloodyBelle]

They knocked down a BIG tree in a historic area. There was nothing else to get to so The Kid and I MD'd the huge root structure. (They had dragged the trunk to the road.) So some guy comes along and asked a bizarre question--something like were we looking for disease and if we were from the EPA or something. I could see he had psychiatric issues. I acted most professional and told him that we were certainly looking in to it. (The Kid was like 11.) Then I told him we were sorry, that we needed to get back to work. Satisfied, he left.

 

[BloodyBelle]

I told this story about a year ago in another thread but I think it's worth repeating:

One day, while hunting on a beach, a woman about 60 walked up and asked me if I would metal detect her head. She said a metal plate had been put in her head a few years back and she wondered if it would be detectable. She was delighted when it caused a very loud beep. Then I got out my hand-held pinpointer and exactly located it for her. It seemed to make her day. It certainly made mine.

But I'd pass if someone asked me if I could detect their pacemaker....wouldn't be a good idea.

scrubber

OMG I was Laughing so hard that i was choking!!!! I would hacve done the pin pointer to!!!!!

OMG! You just reminded me of something. Years ago my kid swallowed a dart. Well not the entire thing--just the part between the point and the "feather" part.

(There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.)

The two young physicians in the ER, in humor, wondered if they could pick it up with a metal detector. So they went off and got one. And got a hit on The Kid's belly. Kid got a kick out of it too.

To this day I tease him:

There was a young man who swallowed a dart. I don't know why he swallowed a dart. Perhaps he'll fart.